Red Mosquito

They're all just phones for fucks sake. Who cares?

Which ones the best if I get my arm stuck between two rocks?

Rangi Guy wrote:They're all just phones for fucks sake. Who cares?

Someone's gotta be a sucker

Maybe we should just measure our penises.

I had a Sony Ericsson push button real phone a few years ago. That one had a slot for a memory card up to 16g for all your music and a brilliant camera, and was the most intuitive quickest response knew what you wanted phone I ever owned. And it was almost indestructible and the battery lasted for a week on one charge.

God be with the days.

turned2black wrote:Maybe we should just measure our penises.

Maybe we need subforum for this?

A home for our penises?

Whitey McTeeth wrote:Which ones the best if I get my arm stuck between two rocks?

The Swiss army phone. It has a knife, toothpick, scissors and corded phone.

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

turned2black wrote:Maybe we should just measure our penises.

Maybe we need subforum for this?

I nominate Ruddo as the moderator of said forum

Mecca wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

turned2black wrote:Maybe we should just measure our penises.

Maybe we need subforum for this?

I nominate Ruddo as the moderator of said forum

We really are board enemies, huh? Is it because we share the same first name? If so I've had the name way longer.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Mecca wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

turned2black wrote:Maybe we should just measure our penises.

Maybe we need subforum for this?

I nominate Ruddo as the moderator of said forum

We really are board enemies, huh? Is it because we share the same first name? If so I've had the name way longer.

no, cuz you're the expert on dicc piccs

CopperTom wrote:

Whitey McTeeth wrote:Which ones the best if I get my arm stuck between two rocks?

The Swiss army phone. It has a knife, toothpick, scissors and corded phone.

there are 'Swiss army' phone cases out there.

Birds in Hell wrote:I couldn't give two hoots about the specs, it's primarily about ease (and enjoyability) of use for me.

same here.

red calzolaio wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:I couldn't give two hoots about the specs, it's primarily about ease (and enjoyability) of use for me.

same here.

I just want it to fit in my pocket comfortably

Rangi Guy wrote:

red calzolaio wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:I couldn't give two hoots about the specs, it's primarily about ease (and enjoyability) of use for me.

same here.

I just want it to fit in my pocket comfortably

Then a Nokia 8210 is perfect for you! As a bonus, it has Snake 2.

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

Rangi Guy wrote:

red calzolaio wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:I couldn't give two hoots about the specs, it's primarily about ease (and enjoyability) of use for me.

same here.

I just want it to fit in my pocket comfortably

Then a Nokia 8210 is perfect for you! As a bonus, it has Snake 2.

Fun fact: RM used to have a Snake.

Mecca wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Mecca wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

turned2black wrote:Maybe we should just measure our penises.

Maybe we need subforum for this?

I nominate Ruddo as the moderator of said forum

We really are board enemies, huh? Is it because we share the same first name? If so I've had the name way longer.

no, cuz you're the expert on dicc piccs

I h8 u so much right now

Rangi Guy wrote:

red calzolaio wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:I couldn't give two hoots about the specs, it's primarily about ease (and enjoyability) of use for me.

same here.

I just want it to fit in my pocket comfortably

i just want my phone to be able to receive texts from other iPhones.

What kind of apple is this, if you can't eat it?

Whitey McTeeth wrote:What kind of apple is this, if you can't eat it?

Now we're getting to the real crux of the matter. Let's bust this one wide open, Whitey.