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The Skeleton Twins looks pretty great. Bill Hader looks amazing in it.
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RIP Richard Attenborough.
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theplatypus wrote:RIP Richard Attenborough.
Is this going to derail the new Jurassic Park film?
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theplatypus wrote:RIP Richard Attenborough.
Death finds a way. :(
McParadigm wrote:lol
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90's a damned good innings.
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I just watched A Bridge Too Far and The Great Escape this month. Bummer.
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Fuck the Transformers franchise - this is the film that will destroy my childhood memories....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/fi ... o-take-off
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Rangi Guy wrote:Fuck the Transformers franchise - this is the film that will destroy my childhood memories....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/fi ... o-take-off
My filmmaking partner and I developed a treatment for a Top Gun sequel that would've been fucking awesome. I'm sure this won't be as good.
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I know the guy who's writing that. :lol: He doesn't exactly have a good track record...
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Rangi Guy wrote:Fuck the Transformers franchise - this is the film that will destroy my childhood memories....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/fi ... o-take-off
There's no way this can be good, right?
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Toppest Gun
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:Fuck the Transformers franchise - this is the film that will destroy my childhood memories....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/fi ... o-take-off
There's no way this can be good, right?
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Sweet - and there's a trailer for it now!
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Rangi Guy wrote:Fuck the Transformers franchise - this is the film that will destroy my childhood memories....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/fi ... o-take-off
There's no way this can be good, right?
Only if it focuses around Maverick and Ice Man's post-Air Force career and their attempt at being professional beach volleyball players
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I'm looking forward to the scene where the hotshot drone pilot bombs a Pakistani wedding
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Chinese North Korean hackers take over our drones, so its up to SHia Laboof and his trusty sidekick Justin Beiber to take them out. Bank on it.


Whats funny is these soulless remakes dont make any money. Robocop, Total Recall, Red Dawn, The Thing, A-Team... all failures. But Hollywood is too stupid to move on.
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This is a sequel, not a remake.
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Whats the longest stretch between sequels?

edit : oh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_th ... lm_sequels
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One thousand years.
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A Point Break remake? seriously?
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter ... 30694.html
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