Red Mosquito

Posted: **Sun March 05, 2017 8:49 pm**

theplatypus wrote:Jesus that stinks of early Internet

With a heaping dose of David Foster Wallace emulation stirred in for good measure.

Posted: **Sun March 05, 2017 9:58 pm**

Posted: **Sun March 05, 2017 10:24 pm**

I actually kind of like that.

Posted: **Tue March 07, 2017 2:33 pm**

Posted: **Tue March 07, 2017 2:38 pm**

The thing I love most about RM is its constant ability to surprise.

Posted: **Wed March 08, 2017 10:30 pm**

I did have to chuckle a bit at this morning's "news headline" that Pitchfork is planning to review two 20-plus-year-old albums:
http://pitchfork.com/news/72133-pitchfo ... rious-big/

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 3:47 pm**

Kevin Davis to Post Minor Details About His Morning Walk Around Peoria on Popular Social Network App

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 4:31 pm**

tragabigzanda wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Top 10 maybe?
Hello Morning
Close Captioned
The Kill
Place/Position
Do You Like Me?
Latest Disgrace
Recap Modotti
Nightshop
Break
Life & Limb
I'd maybe bump Life & Limb for Epic Problem

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 8:20 pm**

Why are we all laughing at this?

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 8:24 pm**

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:25 pm**

durdencommatyler wrote:Why are we all laughing at this?

It's just a strangely "meta" form of journalism, "today's news will consist of news about what tomorrow's news will be," type of thing. There is an element of vanity to a magazine considering its own publishing of only-slightly-off-the-beaten-path articles to be "newsworthy." Not trying to be a prick about it; as I said, it just made me chuckle a bit.

washing machine wrote:Kevin Davis to Post Minor Details About His Morning Walk Around Peoria on Popular Social Network App

Now that's a story!

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:41 pm**

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:42 pm**

Ahhhhh.

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:43 pm**

Did you guys just take Alka-Selzers or something?

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:46 pm**

Kevin Davis wrote:Did you guys just take Alka-Selzers or something?

Is taking Alka-Selzers something Pitchfork would or wouldn't do. I won't know whether or not to take it until I know how Pitchfork feels about it.

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:51 pm**

Not sure, I'll check today's news and see if they plan to publish any stories on it later this week.

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 9:52 pm**

Kevin Davis wrote:Not sure, I'll check today's news and see if they plan to publish any stories on it later this week.

I checked the site and didn't see anything. But I also have a hard time reading it. Could just be me. I appreciate your help in this matter. I'm not sure what I'd do without you, friend.

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 10:57 pm**

Kevin Davis wrote:Did you guys just take Alka-Selzers or something?

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 11:11 pm**

Kaius wrote:
Kevin Davis wrote:Did you guys just take Alka-Selzers or something?

Plop-plop, fizz-fizz!

Posted: **Thu March 09, 2017 11:21 pm**

True story: my allergy to nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs means that if I took an alka seltzer, I could die

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