The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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You guys are dump magnets
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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dad wrote:
Coach wrote:oh wow, that coffee did the trick. a second massive dump.
great work, Coach!
Even though I'm about 2-3 pounds heavier than I like, these two dumps really cleared me out and my pants are fitting nicely today.
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Lenny, I just know someday your sh*t will come in.
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Lenny has some very consistent moments, but then has a hiccup or two. I still think he's on a positive trajectory. He just needs to work harder and keep posting.
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Most lately have been on the smaller side. I think my fiber intake has been on the lower side, though I haven’t been monitoring it.
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I felt a third late AM poop coming on but then someone started talking to me at work and the moment past. I'll wait for my lunch break.
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only one so far as of 845am....about to make the 1.5/2 hour drive to Vancouver depending on the border...hopefully I poop again when I get there
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Coach wrote:I felt a third late AM poop coming on but then someone started talking to me at work and the moment past. I'll wait for my lunch break.
I felt signs of a second, and planned to handle it before taking a late morning shower, but I got sidetracked in the kitchen then hit the shower as the urge passed.

It still looms.
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doug rr wrote:only one so far as of 845am....about to make the 1.5/2 hour drive to Vancouver depending on the border...hopefully I poop again when I get there
If you don’t poop before the border, are you required to declare it?
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:only one so far as of 845am....about to make the 1.5/2 hour drive to Vancouver depending on the border...hopefully I poop again when I get there
If you don’t poop before the border, are you required to declare it?
I don't think so..I am bringing a bit of alcohol and a box of 1989 football cards..but I won't tell them
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tree just posted in another thread that he pooped and peed at the same time today
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dropped one in the afternoon, odd timing, but was a mega load with a heavy funk odor at first but finished quiet

was very rewarding

just enough beef scent to pique interest but not to linger and offend
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doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pinch in too
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Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too
Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?
no. but we do pee out of our butts.

....that's why we sit to do it
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Coach wrote:tree just posted in another thread that he pooped and peed at the same time today
He's a disgusting little pig
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knee tunes wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too
Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?
no. but we do pee out of our butts.

....that's why we sit to do it
That's why the British call women 'birds'
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Second day in a row eating Mexican, yet haven't pooped since Thursday. And it was a small one.
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JuanHamm wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
Jorge wrote:
doug rr wrote:we need malice to come back and tell us poop stories from a different angle...knee tunes can pitch in too
Is it true that girls poop from their vaginas?
no. but we do pee out of our butts.

....that's why we sit to do it
That's why the British call women 'birds'
That's why women call their birds "birds"
Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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Massive amount be this morning. All the shame and pain from yesterday’s hangover expunged.
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haven't pooped since thursday. hopefully something will make its way out today. i doubt it.
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