Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:38 am
They're testing you, father. Don't take the bait.dad wrote:yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
I’m the one with an axe to grind.
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Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:39 am
i just accepted a trade offer that will send Mahomes to my teamdoug rr wrote:fantasy football is tearing this place apart..go broncosChris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
i might actually enjoy this season
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:40 am
That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex lifedad wrote:yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
I’m the one with an axe to grind.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:40 am
Yeah man, using names is boomer as fuck.Bi_3 wrote:Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.
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Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:40 am
you just shit on the sidewalk? did you have anything to wipe with?Jorge wrote:It was darkdoug rr wrote:btw, its RockefellerJorge wrote:I don't know... it was darkdoug rr wrote:on 49th or 50th?Jorge wrote:You think that's bad. One time I pooped outside Rockerfeller Plaza!doug rr wrote:I once pee'd between cars outside of the David letterman show in front of Ruperts deli after a 4am show..people saw me and laughed..I couldn't hold itdad wrote:imagine it's nighttime and you're walking home from the bar and you've had a few drinks. on the way you get the urge to pee and you cannot hold it. you find what looks like a secluded part of a residential area, and commence peeing.
uh oh, a minor (teenager) walks by, sees you and calls out your position. that gets the attention of a nearby adult who confronts you and calls the cops.
congrats. you're about to become a registered sex offender for indecent exposure.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:41 am
God gave me these hands for a reason
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:41 am
Or COVID/verb. He's come a long way, really.Jorge wrote:That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex lifedad wrote:yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
I’m the one with an axe to grind.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:49 am
that’s it. He misses verb…Ello Sailor wrote:Or COVID/verb. He's come a long way, really.Jorge wrote:That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex lifedad wrote:yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
I’m the one with an axe to grind.
poor guy.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:49 am
Where is verb?
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:50 am
Bi_3 wrote:Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:55 am
Helen…there’s a name I’ve not heard in years.Chris_H_2 wrote:Bi_3 wrote:Do you address waiters/waitresses/servers by their names? I feel like in bars that’s good but in restaurants it’s awkward and boomer dad-ish.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 1:56 am
oh my godJorge wrote:God gave me these hands for a reason
where did you wash your hands?
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:04 am
Probably up his ass lol
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:19 am
I didn't really poop in Rockefeller Plaza
I just wanted to be a big-shot like Doug
I just wanted to be a big-shot like Doug
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:20 am
You pooped at the met.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:22 am
What's the first thing you think about when you wake up?
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:22 am
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your ass
You had to open up your ass
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:22 am
I am?Jorge wrote:That's Spike for ya. At least he isn't obsessing over your sex lifedad wrote:yeah, I’m the one taking potshots.Chris_H_2 wrote:why does dad hate spike?
I’m the one with an axe to grind.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:24 am
You totally are.
Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Thu August 24, 2023 2:26 am
Spike, are you lonely?