2017 NFL Season

[Coach]

A mod should sticky all the RMer picks on page one of this thread. It would be fun to keep track.

[spike]

Predictions:

- Alex Guerrero makes Tom Brady a special potion prior to the SB that gives him violent diarrhea
- Brady hits his head on a toilet pre-game while vomiting
- Brady passes the concussion protocol
- Brady consumes 18 tablets of sudafed prior to kickoff to quell the nausea
- Brady becomes overwhelmed by the pharmaceuticals and camera flashes and loses control over his consciousness
- Convinced that he is in a crowded nightclub, Brady begins to twerk his center on the first snap, rather than accept the hiked ball
- Fumble recovery for 6 points for the Eagles
- Brady breaks out of his funk and goes on to lead the Patriots to 13 gritty, hard-fought points over the course of the game
- But meanwhile the Eagles offense has scored 42 and it's a blowout win for the Iggles

- A confused Brady takes the stage at half time, at the same time as the Prince hologram, and air guitars like a mad man

[spike]

# of shithead penalty calls that go the Patriots' way: 3

*all of them

[Coach]

[PHATJ]

I Tom Brady

[96583UP]

maybe the Alex Guererro potion that TB12 consumes pre-kickoff will leave him incapacitated and this will be the year that Brian Hoyer leads the Patriots to victory proving that TB12 is the greatest system QB of all time

[Anders]

Big game today. Are people on RM watching it with friends and family? Do you make any special food or snacks?

[verb_to_trust]

I just ate a whole bag of flaming hot Ruffles and it's only 2 o clock

[E.H. Ruddock]

I just ate a whole bag of flaming hot Ruffles and it's only 2 o clock

BMI up two points already

[spike]

very low key. watching it at home with my wife, which means watching alone as she shops online (long game ).

we're slow cooking lamb or something, and i picked up a few salty snacks to go with the beer i will be consuming.

[Simple Torture]

Trying to get all 3 kids to bed without having to pause the game too much so I won't be too far behind is going to be an adventure.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Trying to get all 3 kids to bed without having to pause the game too much so I won't be too far behind is going to be an adventure.

i can sext you updates

[Monkey_Driven]

Watching at a friend's house. About a dozen people. Four kids under 14 months.

Everyone should be home by 8 pm.

[verb_to_trust]

I decided to stay home this year almost entirely because I'm tired of my friends brining their awful kids to the party I've gone to for years.

[PHATJ]

I’m watching alone tonight too. First time not at a SB party in a long long time.

[spike]

PI on the Pats on 3rd and goal, preventing a TD. Let's count how many calls go their way.

(The answer is all of them)

[Electromatic]

PI on the Pats on 3rd and goal, preventing a TD. Let's count how many calls go their way.

(The answer is all of them)

Sterratore. Everything else is implied.

[96583UP]

brandin cooks seeking fellatio

[96583UP]

brandin cooks seeking consciousness

[verb_to_trust]

brandin cooks seeking fellatio

Dilly Dilly!!