Red Mosquito

96583UP wrote:Predictions:

- Alex Guerrero makes Tom Brady a special potion prior to the SB that gives him violent diarrhea
- Brady hits his head on a toilet pre-game while vomiting
- Brady passes the concussion protocol
- Brady consumes 18 tablets of sudafed prior to kickoff to quell the nausea
- Brady becomes overwhelmed by the pharmaceuticals and camera flashes and loses control over his consciousness
- Convinced that he is in a crowded nightclub, Brady begins to twerk his center on the first snap, rather than accept the hiked ball
- Fumble recovery for 6 points for the Eagles
- Brady breaks out of his funk and goes on to lead the Patriots to 13 gritty, hard-fought points over the course of the game
- But meanwhile the Eagles offense has scored 42 and it's a blowout win for the Iggles

96583UP wrote:# of shithead penalty calls that go the Patriots' way: 3

verb_to_trust wrote:I just ate a whole bag of flaming hot Ruffles and it's only 2 o clock

Simple Torture wrote:Trying to get all 3 kids to bed without having to pause the game too much so I won't be too far behind is going to be an adventure.

spike wrote:PI on the Pats on 3rd and goal, preventing a TD. Let's count how many calls go their way.

(The answer is all of them)

96583UP wrote:brandin cooks seeking fellatio