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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 4:00 pm
by spike
96583UP wrote:one time i took a massive shit at a house party which prob in retrospect was a norovirus and then i emptied a whole can of glade to try and cover up the smell
the dump occurred in a basement bathroom
i exited, someone walked in and almost puked from the smell, immediately skipped using the bathroom and came out angrily
over the course of the next half hour, the scent had consumed the basement and everyone went upstairs
then it made its way upstairs and everyone started making faces and sounds of disgust
people started leaving
literally started clearing out a house full of partiers
I went to a dive bar a few years back, where someone had clearly just spewed in the men’s bathroom. The staff went over the top with the bleach; my sinuses were on fire and eyes watering after taking a piss in there. It was one of those small closet sized bathrooms.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 4:02 pm
by spike
Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 5:26 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.
You’re losing so much weight these days
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 6:15 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.
You’re losing so much weight these days
I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 6:22 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.
You’re losing so much weight these days
I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.
Model thin by Labour Day!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 9:33 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.
You’re losing so much weight these days
I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.
Model thin by Labour Day!
I’m not naive enough to expect daily massive craps.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 10:09 pm
by 96583UP
why so stinky u think
too much bone marrow
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 1:27 am
by spike
96583UP wrote:why so stinky u think
too much bone marrow
I had a vast array of empanadas last night, so who knows.
Malbec beef, chicken curry, bacon & date, carmelized onion, etc. Probably a product of all those things joining forces.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 1:11 pm
by doug rr
2x before 6am
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 2:03 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote: lennytheweedwhacker wrote:spike wrote:Massive pile of aggressively odorous excrement this morning. I sprayed, then I caught my wife going back in to spray further since it’s the bathroom closest to her home office.
You’re losing so much weight these days
I definitely shed a pound or two during that ten minutes.
Model thin by Labour Day!
I’m not naive enough to expect daily massive craps.
Only in our dreams
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 2:35 pm
by Coach
Two deposits this AM.
Both required more wiping that I'd like.
Still, I feel pretty cleared out.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 2:46 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Slightly below medium log, followed by a small one. But weirdly almost no wiping.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 3:05 pm
by spike
I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 3:07 pm
by spike
I can’t believe I let our supply dwindle so. Need to refocus and reprioritize today.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 3:08 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Don’t let it get to you. Ain’t we all just human
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 5:06 pm
by dad
one decent poop today after missing yesterday.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 5:08 pm
by Coach
spike wrote:I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.
Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.
My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 5:09 pm
by dad
Coach wrote:spike wrote:I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.
Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.
My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.
is she losing weight?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 5:12 pm
by Coach
dad wrote:Coach wrote:spike wrote:I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.
Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.
My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.
is she losing weight?
no, she just said that's how she is
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 5:18 pm
by spike
More monster dumps today, and I know there’s at least one more coming.