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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 6:07 pm
by Coach
At this point, team, whatever threads moving forward that we decide to participate on are gold. We are essentially running this Board right now through poop, pea, weight loss.
I will research some more interesting archived threads and we can start pumping those up soon.
I am also ready for suggestions. We are up for the challenge.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 6:08 pm
by bodysnatcher
Lost about 1.2% of my body weight today
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 6:08 pm
by Coach
bodysnatcher wrote:Lost about 1.2% of my body weight today
jelly
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 7:19 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Just dropped a large, cooking log followed by a rock and a few small ones. Although wiping was messy at first, it took care of everything pretty quickly.
Great poop day praying for more in the future
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 8:02 pm
by doug rr
poop number 4 just came to get me..just finished lunch and sitting on the couch and it was like a 98mph fastball up in the zone where your eyes get big
and you know you're going to crush it..I did
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 8:17 pm
by dad
great work, team.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 8:32 pm
by spike
When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sitting in a Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…
Diarrhea!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 7:23 am
by wease
First one of the day.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:59 am
by 96583UP
have not pooped yet but already on coffee #3
need to shake this out before i go attempt to do stuff outdoors
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 12:35 pm
by wease
Now the second one.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 1:15 pm
by spike
Third day of substantial shits
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 1:33 pm
by JuanHamm
spike wrote:When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sitting in a Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…
Diarrhea!
We need Strat to cover this.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 3:36 pm
by wease
Number 3
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 4:52 pm
by 96583UP
had a regular poop finally in the morning
ceasar salad for lunch at a resto and like clockwork explosive diarrhea like 25 mins later
found an unsuspecting burrito place and befouled their bathroom
light wasnt working so i used my cell phone light
was a good purge
happy to plop by flashlight as needed
just gotta get the job done
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 5:49 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Farts are really stinky today. Hoping that leads to poo
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 5:21 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Was feeling the need, and took a bit of pushing to produce a medium log. Than shortly after a stone. I could feel more in there, but that it wasn’t quite ready. Waited a few minutes with some minor push, then a long log exited. Weird because it came out quickly and felt like a regular one. Sat another minute or two then a nice, coiled log made its presence known. Shortly followed by a small log.
The wiping was fairly limited, so A- poop day.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 9:01 pm
by Ello Sailor
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Farts are really stinky today. Hoping that leads to poo
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 9:15 pm
by 96583UP
thought for a sec i might shit myself just now but it was a fart
fortunately wearing a swimming suit so would have been fine either way
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 9:28 pm
by spike
my tummy feels weird and has been making some strange noises. next squat could be interesting.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 11:04 pm
by 96583UP
dropped a few farts with serious beef notes wonder if a monster fecee is brewing