The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[Ello Sailor]

It sounds like he already trusts you to give the most accurate summary of how things are going in that place. Time to step up, bratha.

[Jorge]

Have you ever made someone cry all day?

Hehe, yes once

[wease]

Well maybe you could drop hints that Nemesis is destined to bathe in hellfire. Someone has to go into bat for this poor woman.

Exactly. You’ll score some major points with her too.

[The Argonaut]

She can stick up for herself. The way I heard the story, the secretary told my nemesis to quote "back the fuck off".

The most I've ever told my nemesis was a terse "never mind, I really wasn't asking for your help, it's fine. It's fine" in a raised voice. The secretary is tougher than me

[wease]

Clearly

[The Argonaut]

I mean, it's kind of unprofessional to swear at someone at work. And it's different when a man does it. Even a puny little un-intimidating ninety-pound weakling of a man like me

[Ello Sailor]

Tell your boss she's a cunt you absolute pussy.

[Ello Sailor]

Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

[doug rr]

Have you ever made someone cry all day?

Hehe, yes once

this didn't go unnoticed..

[The Argonaut]

Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

She's dating a guy she met in a Burger King parking lot

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You did the right thing by being a p*ssy.

[spike]

Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

She's dating a guy she met in a Burger King parking lot

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Argo please go back to the library.

[wease]

Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

She's dating a guy she met in a Burger King parking lot

Didn’t that guy die?

[Ello Sailor]

You did the right thing by being a p*ssy.

Hahaha. Excellent.

[dad]

when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

[Peeps]

when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

[dad]

when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

I’m all for a corny joke. It’s when you’re telling the same bad joke, or even trying to be funny 5x/day, and the only person laughing is you. That’s when I want to run into oncoming traffic.

[Peeps]

when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

I’m all for a corny joke. It’s when you’re telling the same bad joke, or even trying to be funny 5x/day, and the only person laughing is you. That’s when I want to run into oncoming traffic.

why do golfers carry an extra sock with them?

in case the get a hole in one

[wease]

when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

I’m all for a corny joke. It’s when you’re telling the same bad joke, or even trying to be funny 5x/day, and the only person laughing is you. That’s when I want to run into oncoming traffic.

Break his fingers