Red Mosquito

It sounds like he already trusts you to give the most accurate summary of how things are going in that place. Time to step up, bratha.

The Argonaut wrote:Have you ever made someone cry all day?

Hehe, yes once

Ello Sailor wrote:Well maybe you could drop hints that Nemesis is destined to bathe in hellfire. Someone has to go into bat for this poor woman.

Exactly. You’ll score some major points with her too.

wife dinner party thanks

Clearly

I mean, it's kind of unprofessional to swear at someone at work. And it's different when a man does it. Even a puny little un-intimidating ninety-pound weakling of a man like me

Tell your boss she's a cunt you absolute pussy.

Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

Jorge wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:Have you ever made someone cry all day?

Hehe, yes once

this didn't go unnoticed..

Ello Sailor wrote:Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

She's dating a guy she met in a Burger King parking lot

You did the right thing by being a p*ssy.

The Argonaut wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

She's dating a guy she met in a Burger King parking lot

Argo please go back to the library.

spike wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:Unless your boss is fucking her pussy, in which case your pussy ass is fucked.

She's dating a guy she met in a Burger King parking lot

Didn’t that guy die?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:You did the right thing by being a p*ssy.

Hahaha. Excellent.

when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

dad wrote:when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

Peeps wrote:

dad wrote:when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

I’m all for a corny joke. It’s when you’re telling the same bad joke, or even trying to be funny 5x/day, and the only person laughing is you. That’s when I want to run into oncoming traffic.

dad wrote:

Peeps wrote:

dad wrote:when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

I’m all for a corny joke. It’s when you’re telling the same bad joke, or even trying to be funny 5x/day, and the only person laughing is you. That’s when I want to run into oncoming traffic.

why do golfers carry an extra sock with them?

in case the get a hole in one

dad wrote:

Peeps wrote:

dad wrote:when your coworkers are making the same bad jokes day in and day out, is it time to start looking for employment elsewhere, or is it time for murder?

this coming from the dad account


early 90s i worked in the mail room of a claims company. there were two people that always butted heads and were assholes to each other. one of each sex. to other people they were descent enough.

well they got into it and she was screaming and he was just quietly egging her on by showing no emotion other than some subtle laughter and sarcasm.

she flipped him off and he told her to fuck off bitch. well this really set her off and she approached him. still flipping him off with both hands and raising her voice. she then made her first mistake by pushing him back while flipping him off. he calmly said, touch me again and i will break those fingers. so of course she did it again.

he grabbed both fingers and bent them to the side. not sure if they broke but there was damage. he walked away as though nothing happened.

she tried to press charges and get him fired but in front of so many people as witnesses nothing other than a warning was issued to both for touching each other

I’m all for a corny joke. It’s when you’re telling the same bad joke, or even trying to be funny 5x/day, and the only person laughing is you. That’s when I want to run into oncoming traffic.

Break his fingers