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Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:25 am
by Simple Torture
Kaius wrote:Do gay guys touch dicks? Is that a thing?
If I was looking for a new board signature, this would be it.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:27 am
by tragabigzanda
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Image
That's great, thanks.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:28 am
by Jorge
Kaius wrote:Teach me how to trunk
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Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:31 am
by Simple Torture
TBH, I didn't know there was a name for it, although I should've assumed there was an equivalent term for scissoring.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:33 am
by BurtReynolds
You must never, under any circumstances, cross the streams.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:34 am
by Jorge
Nobody calls it "trunking", I just made that up.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:35 am
by Simple Torture
BurtReynolds wrote:You must never, under any circumstances, cross the streams.
Trying to come up with a good response that incorporates this quote, dime, and the new Ghostbusters movie, but why don't you just throw all of these parts into a hat and write your own joke?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:36 am
by BurtReynolds
Simple Torture wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:You must never, under any circumstances, cross the streams.
Trying to come up with a good response that incorporates this quote, dime, and the new Ghostbusters movie, but why don't you just throw all of these parts into a hat and write your own joke?
Something, something, Rick Moranis

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:37 am
by Simple Torture
theplatypus wrote:Nobody calls it "trunking", I just made that up.
It works well, though. However, I guess it would imply that only the shafts are touching?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:38 am
by nyquillyn
LOL. "Trunking" is something far, FAR more disgusting.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:40 am
by Simple Torture
It's no "docking."

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:41 am
by spike
Image

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:41 am
by BurtReynolds
omg i love urban dictionary

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:42 am
by nyquillyn
shrimping > trunking > docking

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:42 am
by Simple Torture
I can't wait for stip to catch up with this thread in the morning.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:44 am
by spike
frottage

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:47 am
by nyquillyn
You can shrimp and trunk at the same time if you leave out the straw.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:47 am
by Jorge
Simple Torture wrote:
theplatypus wrote:Nobody calls it "trunking", I just made that up.
It works well, though. However, I guess it would imply that only the shafts are touching?
Yeah I was imagining something like this

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Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:47 am
by spike
thodocking

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Fri March 04, 2016 4:51 am
by McParadigm
Image