Red Mosquito

Describe a beef note, in your own words.

chud, your rebuttal?

spike wrote:Describe a beef note, in your own words.

deep, robust, beefy aroma in pungent fart form

A+ log this morning

about 16 inches, smooth, girth, dark color

i thank the salad that came with the pizza

96583UP wrote:

spike wrote:Describe a beef note, in your own words.

deep, robust, beefy aroma in pungent fart form

This was my morning poop.

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:I was at Home Depot this morning when my wife texted that we were down to just a few rolls. Thank goodness for her diligence and for Home Depot carrying TP. All set over here.

Great communication between you two. We'd love to hear more from her.

My GF recently told me that she only goes every other day. I was shocked.

is she losing weight?

Also she was over this weekend and farted a lot which I thought was weird.

you should dump her, dude

nah, you keep a girl that farts in front of you..

I am going to hang in there.
As a regular poop thread participant, I feel like moving on would be inconsistent.

just took a rare 6pm dump and it was a big boi

this must be the last of yesterday’s inventory i didn’t eat today until like 3pm

Coach wrote:I am going to hang in there.
As a regular poop thread participant, I feel like moving on would be inconsistent.

follow your hefart

on that note..ive only pooped once this morning after a day of eating 24 oysters and a dungeons crab...I hope I go before bed time

Going on a short trip this coming weekend and I’m worried about my travel pooping

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Going on a short trip this coming weekend and I’m worried about my travel pooping

Do you want one of us to come with you for moral support?

No it won’t help. I won’t pop all weekend then will have stomach rumbles on the flight home Sunday morning for sure

E.H. Ruddock wrote:No it won’t help. I won’t pop all weekend then will have stomach rumbles on the flight home Sunday morning for sure

Yeah that sucks. Experienced it more than a few times. I gave in and plane pooped a few months ago. I hate it.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Going on a short trip this coming weekend and I’m worried about my travel pooping

bring a roll of your favorite toilet paper from home. it always helps

doug rr wrote:nah, you keep a girl that farts in front of you..

not necessarily

big crap to kickoff the day

expecting a few today to clear out the memorial day inventory

Announcement: I am going to be stepping away from the poop thread to concentrate more on pee, weight loss and the PJ St. Paul, MN Night 2 show that's coming up at the end of the summer threads.

I will still post here in poop, but not as frequently.

My weight has increased by five pounds. While I attribute this to a lack of exercising and too much food and drink, I also think I've been spreading myself too thin among too many threads. In short, I took my eyes off the weight loss thread and it has cost me dearly.

I am proud of the work done in poop, but it's time to shake this water weight through better hydration and that's gonna mean that I need to be on the lookout for clear or light yellow piss for now. And, if I am being honest, there's probably some stubborn fat to burn off, too.

This morning, I recorded about 3-4 small sized logs that required too much wiping.