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Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:33 pm
by Jorge
Maybe it's just a "Brother" redux.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:34 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:When all the tracks have been revealed, are we going to have a 'Guess the track order' thread?
I'll lock that shit faster than... something.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:34 pm
by southp
harmless wrote:
southp wrote:
Walker Bait wrote:"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.
Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?
One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it. :haha:

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:35 pm
by southp
theplatypus wrote:Maybe it's just a "Brother" redux.

This time with the vocals put back in and the guitar lead removed?

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:35 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Mike wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:When all the tracks have been revealed, are we going to have a 'Guess the track order' thread?
Hey, there are only 479001600 possibilities. Maybe someone will get it right!
You know, I thought you had just plucked a random number out of nowhere. But, I did the math and 479,001,600 is bang on correct. Good work, man.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:36 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:When all the tracks have been revealed, are we going to have a 'Guess the track order' thread?
I'll lock that shit faster than... something.
Faster than you can drink a bottle of flaming jizz?

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:36 pm
by NothingBetterMan
southp wrote:
Walker Bait wrote:"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.
Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?
The bullet from Yellow Moon now makes sense. It's so obvious. The one who drinks the hot jizz will blow his own brains out. Because no one should drink their dad's jizz, you guys. Powerful stuff. Gripping.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:37 pm
by southp
The artwork better not out-shine the music on this thing.

I mean the last two albums had "ok" artwork that at least went with the tone. But this thing could be setting us up for a let down.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:38 pm
by harmless
southp wrote:
harmless wrote:
southp wrote:
Walker Bait wrote:"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.
Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?
One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it. :haha:
It's super liberal theology. You probably wouldn't get it.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:39 pm
by LetMeSleep
My Father's Son is an awful title and does not sound promising at all.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:40 pm
by southp
harmless wrote:
southp wrote:
harmless wrote:
southp wrote:
Walker Bait wrote:"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.
Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?
One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it. :haha:
It's super liberal theology. You probably wouldn't get it.
If it's about sperm-guzzling then it's probably for the best...

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:41 pm
by harmless
southp wrote:
harmless wrote:
southp wrote:
harmless wrote:
southp wrote:
Walker Bait wrote:"My Fathers Son" its about Jesus ...the father being God (our father) and the son being Jesus.
Which one of em drinks the jizz and which one the lightning?
One of them comes loaded with jizz, the other with lightning bolts.

If God is the lightning bolts, I don't think many people see a connection between Jesus and sperm.
Speaking as someone raised catholic... I'm just not seeing it. :haha:
It's super liberal theology. You probably wouldn't get it.
If it's about sperm-guzzling then it's probably for the best...
And Jesus spoke unto them, saying "Don't knock it until you've tried it."

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:43 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I bet it's about STD's. There's a red flame coming out of that sperm bottle. That shit is hot fire.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:43 pm
by harmless
LetMeSleep wrote:My Father's Son is an awful title and does not sound promising at all.
It could be another snooze ballad. Thing is, I think all of these could be a snooze ballad so we probably have no idea.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:46 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
So far there seems to be a recurring theme of either lighting, fire, hearts or moons. I'm wording if Harmless is right about the '4 suits' theory (like playing cards).

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:47 pm
by stupidmop
It brings to mind either an acoustic cheese ballad about loving your father or a acoustic darkish off he goes thing about hating your father.

Either way its acoustic :lol:

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:49 pm
by Mike
I'd have no problem with an album filled with acoustic songs as long as they're not Eddie Vedder songs.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:49 pm
by southp
stupidmop wrote:It brings to mind either an acoustic cheese ballad about loving your father or a acoustic darkish off he goes thing about hating your father.

Either way its acoustic :lol:
Or it's electric and Mike wrote the lyrics and.... :throwup:

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:50 pm
by harmless
I'd be perfectly happy with the latter. I daren't bring up the Bible again, but if it's acoustic it could be a song in the vein of FD which alludes to the religious stuff whilst being essentially autobiographical.

Re: Lightning Bolt -- guess the tracks!

Posted: Thu August 29, 2013 10:50 pm
by southp
Mike wrote:I'd have no problem with an album filled with acoustic songs as long as they're not Eddie Vedder songs.

Here you go then...

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