Red Mosquito

Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.

up at 5am...had to poop..had a bite of last nights lasagna and then did the deed

96583UP wrote:you need to answer ‘yes’ to the above three things

do it for 3 weeks and i ass ure you your shitting will improve

and keep being friends w salad too

but i want to see ‘yes’ for the first three

and then you come back in here and share your joy

Easy, pal. Don’t do that thing where the new boss comes in and tries to assert themselves too much right away.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.

This sucked

spike wrote:

96583UP wrote:you need to answer ‘yes’ to the above three things

do it for 3 weeks and i ass ure you your shitting will improve

and keep being friends w salad too

but i want to see ‘yes’ for the first three

and then you come back in here and share your joy

Easy, pal. Don’t do that thing where the new boss comes in and tries to assert themselves too much right away.

the (poop) trains are going to run on time in here

no more Lenny victim stuff

take control of your poops by taking control of your gut health

great poop right now as I’m typing this

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

96583UP wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Make me

why now don’t u bitching

I ordered a probiotic are you happy with yourself

I've looked at bran cereal in the grocery store before, but they all had too much added sugar.

congrats on the probio!!

we’re cookin now

for bran I got the Nature’s Path Organic Smart Bran

blueberries are a diuretic and are delicious. incorporate them

It's rare when we reach 10 am and I haven't gone yet, but I had a doctor's appointment early this AM and had an appointment at the lab early for bloodwork, so yeah, a little shy right now, but had some more coffee and should be hopefully able to go soon.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.

This sucked

blueberries and bran, bro

96583UP wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Getting that pooping feeling. I'm going to eat an apple in a little while before I go into the office, hopefully it hits then so that I can poop at work and stink up that b*tch and make people sick and gay.

This sucked

blueberries and bran, bro

I can’t afford that roll tide

96583UP wrote:

spike wrote:

96583UP wrote:you need to answer ‘yes’ to the above three things

do it for 3 weeks and i ass ure you your shitting will improve

and keep being friends w salad too

but i want to see ‘yes’ for the first three

and then you come back in here and share your joy

Easy, pal. Don’t do that thing where the new boss comes in and tries to assert themselves too much right away.

the (poop) trains are going to run on time in here

no more Lenny victim stuff

take control of your poops by taking control of your gut health

Don’t push lenny too hard or he’ll retreat back into his shell and quit the board for a few months.

Is the fuge still up and running?

No.

Jameela Jamil has a podcast called Bad Dates, and supposedly, shitting one’s pants on a date is more common than you’d realize.

spike wrote:No.

Liar

Took a nice solid dump with a couple healthy looking logs that required very minimal wiping. Really a clean process that I was grateful for!

Also emptied out my bladder, but for more on that, you will have to tune into the pee thread.

doug rr wrote:

wease wrote:Meteorologist? Doug’s a meteorologist? Holy crow

counter clockwise low pressure fronts...come at me

this is redundant everywhere north of the equator doug

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:No.

Liar

Agreed

Coach wrote:Took a nice solid dump with a couple healthy looking logs that required very minimal wiping. Really a clean process that I was grateful for!

Also emptied out my bladder, but for more on that, you will have to tune into the pee thread.

happy to hear

i was concerned there for a moment

Pretty sure I crapped out a melted Snickers bar today