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Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Mon February 06, 2023 8:33 pm
by BurtReynolds
yeah handrails are a must.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Mon February 06, 2023 8:34 pm
by bodysnatcher
**parents visit**

Dad: “I’m gonna grab a beer, where’s the fridge?”

“Downstairs. Can you grab me one?”

**christmas ruined**

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Tue February 07, 2023 12:42 am
by Peeps
That house is now 120K :/

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Tue February 07, 2023 5:02 am
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Mildly obsessed with this new listing on the outskirts of town:

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandho ... 6382-33520
That’s the most ridiculous placement for a bed
Perhaps, but a tipi would be vulnerable to mountain lion attack so
Give yourself a concussion every time you need to pee in the middle of the night
Mrs. Trag saw those floating spiral stairs and said "We're all gonna break our necks before the first week is out."
Was gonna say, don’t you have a toddler?

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Tue February 07, 2023 5:03 am
by spike
lenny snd Chris H 2 neighbors now

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 7:19 pm
by dad
mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 7:22 pm
by doug rr
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 7:27 pm
by dad
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 7:33 pm
by doug rr
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 7:37 pm
by dad
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
let me know when you do, and I'll send my kids to your house.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:15 pm
by spike
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:20 pm
by Chris_H_2
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:24 pm
by spike
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
During his Nuke Laloosh phase.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:33 pm
by bodysnatcher
i'll buy your current house, dad

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:37 pm
by dad
that was easy...

this real estate thing isn't so bad.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:40 pm
by Chris_H_2
don't you still have to buy a new house dad?

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:43 pm
by dad
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 8:48 pm
by bodysnatcher
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
i'll rent you a room

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 9:09 pm
by dad
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
i'll rent you a room
I might use the room for sex. I hope that's okay.

Re: The Real Estate Thread: Buying/Selling/Tips/News

Posted: Thu February 16, 2023 9:10 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Congrats, guys!