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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:13 pm
by BurtReynolds
I'm pretty sure that both Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher would agree with me, at least until I called them bad actors.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:17 pm
by epilogue
:lol:

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:19 pm
by McParadigm
I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:23 pm
by epilogue
McParadigm wrote:I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."
And we're supposed to believe this kind of thing is really funny. But TFA is just recycled and lazy. Gotcha. Maybe if I hadn't read the post and had just heard someone else read it to me?

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:23 pm
by Mecca
McParadigm wrote:I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."
This is just another rehash of A New Hope my Last Crusade joke

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:27 pm
by BurtReynolds
I still think RM should make a movie. We can certainly shit out something better than Force Awakens.

Lets do this.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:31 pm
by McParadigm
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."
And we're supposed to believe this kind of thing is really funny. But TFA is just recycled and lazy. Gotcha. Maybe if I hadn't read the post and had just heard someone else read it to me?
That or you're so worked up and diabolically defensive about this movie that you are now arguing with a joke Twitter account.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:31 pm
by McParadigm
One of those, for sure.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:33 pm
by epilogue
McParadigm wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."
And we're supposed to believe this kind of thing is really funny. But TFA is just recycled and lazy. Gotcha. Maybe if I hadn't read the post and had just heard someone else read it to me?
That or you're so worked up and diabolically defensive about this movie that you are now arguing with a joke Twitter account.
Yeah. That must be it.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:38 pm
by spike
Mecca wrote:
McParadigm wrote:I do enjoy Bad Father Han, though.

Your name is BEN. We named the dog "Kylo."
This is just another rehash of A New Hope my Last Crusade joke
the mcp account has no arc!

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:41 pm
by McParadigm
Bad Father Han Solo wrote:On most planets, the words "Kylo Ren" mean "emo Hitler."

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:41 pm
by McParadigm
durd, your response please.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:47 pm
by Strat
Who knew the death of Han Solo would tear us apart.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:49 pm
by epilogue
I'm gonna need a link that lists those planets, McP.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:50 pm
by stip
Hilary's biggest criticism of the movie was the off camera bad parenting of Ben Solo.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:51 pm
by McParadigm
durdencommatyler wrote:I'm gonna need a link that lists those planets, McP.
1. Achtoo
2. other

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:52 pm
by McParadigm
I think that's all of them.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:55 pm
by stip
Here is the test. Han and leia splitting up is utterly inessential to the plot of the movie. They could have been together and he finds Rey and Finn out on some random mission and it is easy to contrive a reason to go to Maz's place.

Are you more interested in that story, or the one we got?

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:58 pm
by McParadigm
Here is the test. The trade dispute didn't have to happen in order for the Jedi to have reason to fairly quickly meet Natalie Portman and then end up on Tatooine. They could have just met her out in some random mission and then gone there. Which do you prefer?








Or perhaps you just prefer not that story at all.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Wed January 06, 2016 11:58 pm
by BurtReynolds
stip wrote:Here is the test. Han and leia splitting up is utterly inessential to the plot of the movie. They could have been together and he finds Rey and Finn out on some random mission and it is easy to contrive a reason to go to Maz's place.

Are you more interested in that story, or the one we got?
are those my only two choices?