Red Mosquito

Strat wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:I'm gonna listen to my Pearl Jam records that are being held in my Pearl Jam case, on my Pearl Jam record mat, while wearing my Pearl Jam hoodie and looking at my Pearl Jam posters.


PEARL JAMS!

and jerking off into my pearl jam socks

"pearl jam"

Dead serious though.... whether you get the PJ version of this thing or not, who would pay $100+ for a crate that is built to fit inside the shelf that holds records the exact same way? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this.

bodysnatcher wrote:Dead serious though.... whether you get the PJ version of this thing or not, who would pay $100+ for a crate that is built to fit inside the shelf that holds records the exact same way? I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this.

Spoiler: show

that's the most racially diverse pearl jam fan i've ever seen

You know what's cheaper?

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99017445/

cutuphalfdead wrote:You know what's cheaper?

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99017445/

* COMFORTABLY HOLDS 680+ 12" RECORDS

B wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:You know what's cheaper?

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99017445/

* COMFORTABLY HOLDS 680+ 12" RECORDS

AND PEARL JAM BRANDED CRATES THAT HOLD YOUR RECORDS

cutuphalfdead wrote:You know what's cheaper?

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99017445/

It's compatible.


• 12 MM [½”] BB GRADE - BALTIC BIRCH
• FACE VENEER - BIRCH - INTERIOR SANDED TO 120 GRIT / EXTERIOR SANDED TO 220 GRIT

• RANDOM PANELS MAY CONTAIN SMALL PATCHES - ARRIVES THIS WAY FROM MATERIAL SUPPLY HOUSE

CRATE FEATURES: 


• ⅛” OFFSET BOTTOM PLATE ALLOWS FOR INTERLOCK STACKING

• 12” “DOLLAR BIN” CRATES ARE DESIGNED TO PERFECTLY FIT WITHIN IKEA EXPEDIT AND KALLAX SHELVING SYSTEMS [THE ONES MOST PEOPLE USE FOR RECORD STORAGE] 

• CRATES CAN EASILY BE ASSEMBLED AND BROKEN DOWN UTILIZING SUPPLIED 3/16” HEX KEY [MAY REQUIRE ADDITIONAL NON SUPPLIED FLAT HEAD SCREWDRIVER] 

• ALL MATERIALS, INSERTS, HARDWARE, PACKAGING, MANUFACTURING, ETC. SOURCED / COMPLETED IN THE BAY AREA, CALIFORNIA. 

• PRODUCTION OF CRATES SUPPORTS 6 DIFFERENT LOCAL BUSINESSES AND THEIR EMPLOYEES

• PACKAGED IN RECYCLED CARDBOARD FOR THOSE THAT WONDER


I don't understand why you'd need to put a bin in the kallax/expedit. They hold records fine as is.

yeah the whole concept is blowing my mind. why not just put a PJ sticker on your shelves?

Your fandom needs to resurflace.

cutuphalfdead wrote:I don't understand why you'd need to put a bin in the kallax/expedit. They hold records fine as is.

What if you're going to a record show, chud? What are you going to do? Drag the whole Kalax? What if you have a 4X5 Kalax? You'd be totally fucked!

What a bunch of fucking nerdy ass hipsters. Just put them in a box like normal people you weirdos

E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a bunch of fucking nerdy ass hipsters. Just put them in a box like normal people you weirdos

This feels more like picking on your fanbase than monetizing hipsterism he edited

[MAY REQUIRE ADDITIONAL NON SUPPLIED FLAT HEAD SCREWDRIVER] 


This business model writes itself.

McParadigm wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:What a bunch of fucking nerdy ass hipsters. Just put them in a box like normal people you weirdos

This feels more like picking on your fanbase than monetizing hipsterism he edited

You edited this. Your original post was funnier.

This milk crate thing is a new low

I bet they don't even fit the ridiculously oversized Vault LPs.

Honestly what is next?

PJ themed nylon net to hang from the hoop in your driveway- $55

PJ themed laundry basket for your PJ themed hoodies- $47 small, $63 large

PJ themed "Dirty Frank" immersion blender for making organic, free range, insane, gluten free soups- $1,400

Laundry basket sounds cool