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spike wrote:Figured you’d have to place your hand on a Bible in Tennessee.
In her case, the MAGA Bible.
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I insist my subordinates have Michael Winslow from police academy read their resignation letters on a Cameo vid
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Most do send a resignation via email, but in the rare instance someone does it with a text, it is accepted. Especially in this instance.
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Solid policy and processes you have there about something that's pretty inconsequential after all, true, true
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Let’s get Argo on the management path.
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She's MAGA. Case solved.
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You’d like her. She’s mad because her replacement is a black man.
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Wow! Wrong!
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Had a provider that resigned while I was on vacation. Her issue was our company policy states if you refuse the get the flu shot, then you have to wear a mask when coming face to face with the patients. As part of her argument, she says that our director of NIH Kennedy has proven that vaccines are ineffective and toxic.
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wease wrote:So this lady called my boss this morning and tried to get me fired. She said I don’t have proper people skills and don’t know how to talk to people. She said I yelled at everyone during our meeting yesterday (I didn’t) and all I know how to talk about is negative things (the first thing I covered in the meeting was how proud I was of the team for getting a quarterly bonus). She then argued the same points to my boss and Boss told her the same thing i had.
Well, apparently while I was on vacation last week she tried to get me fired again. She sent another complaint to HR and told them I was trying to make her practice in a way that was unethical and illegal and that I also violated company policy while doing so. So, HR said they would look at her complaint with our legal department and get back with her with their findings. I had no idea any of this was going on until this afternoon when HR sent me the response they were going to send her. As it turns out, I did nothing illegal, unethical or against company policy. Indeed, they concluded that it was she that violated company policy and they recommended that she be terminated.
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Hell yeah. Suck it lady
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It’s funny how I like to think I’m immune to the need for external validation, and then I pass a mid-level cert test on something I’ve been doing for over a decade and spend the rest of the day giddy about it.
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It’s the little things, man.
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The only way that I can understand my boss as a human personality is to imagine that he's doing a bit. Like a constant, Andy-Kaufman level, extended bit
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Had a girl put in a two-week notice with this Sunday being her last day. She just notified me she’s not working out her notice. So now I’m short-handed the weekend after Thanksgiving.
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wease wrote:Had a girl put in a two-week notice with this Sunday being her last day. She just notified me she’s not working out her notice. So now I’m short-handed the weekend after Thanksgiving.
You can pick up the slack.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
wease wrote:Had a girl put in a two-week notice with this Sunday being her last day. She just notified me she’s not working out her notice. So now I’m short-handed the weekend after Thanksgiving.
You can pick up the slack.
Think again, Susan.
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Year end Review Day


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You got this, big guy
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Dep't Christmas party tonight ugh
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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