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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 12:14 am
by tree_
Ouch

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 12:24 am
by spike
wease wrote:
Peeps wrote:It’s amazing with all the shit that comes out of your mouth you’re scared to put a clit and labia in it
That’s fucking hilarious.

And true.
No one’s talking about rimjobs, guys.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:14 am
by 96583UP
there was a chick in high school we used to call roast beef curtains

guess why

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:17 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:19 am
by wease
96583UP wrote:there was a chick in high school we used to call roast beef curtains

guess why
In high school? God, that’s awful

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:20 am
by 96583UP
wease wrote:
96583UP wrote:there was a chick in high school we used to call roast beef curtains

guess why
In high school? God, that’s awful
then one of our friends who used to make the joke dated her for a while

she was real nice actually

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:20 am
by 96583UP
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body
young men say / do many stupid things

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:27 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:31 am
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body
Even Gavin rosdale
if you think your dicks are so ugly just cut them off and send them to me

i will take good care of them

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:35 am
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body
Even Gavin rosdale
wut

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:47 am
by 96583UP
i think he means that gavin rossdale has a beautiful penis

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 2:34 am
by E.H. Ruddock
tragabigzanda wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body
Even Gavin rosdale
Well duh there are exceptions

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 2:39 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
This thread used to be good.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 12:41 pm
by Higgs
96583UP wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Funny how guys judge that on women meanwhile our dicks are one of the ugliest things on the human body
young men say / do many stupid things
This is all relevant and true.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 12:45 pm
by Higgs
Also, I am actively fighting against tipping culture here.

"Would you like to leave a gratuity for your server?"

"No thanks."

*paybill*

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:00 pm
by Bi_3
If you could live in a TV show for one week, which would it be?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:03 pm
by doug rr
the Brady Bunch

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:13 pm
by Higgs
Peep Show.

I'd have a Coke, a tuna sandwich;
just mong out to some Snow Patrol.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:28 pm
by Ello Sailor
Careful now, that crack is really moreish.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 25, 2023 1:30 pm
by tommy
Yeah, be careful you don't accidentally run to Windsor