The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[Simple Torture]

Loved it when the Lone Warrior fought Papa Shango.

Pssssst. I have access to incriminating images that the Russians are using to blackmail Papa Shango. Follow me back so I can PM with details.

Spoiler: show

[Stickman]

Fuck what that statue in NY harbour says.

Trump Administration Tells Asylum Seekers to Get Used to “Homelessness” With New Policy

[BurtReynolds]

Fuck what that statue in NY harbour says.

this but unironically

[BurtReynolds]

The first part fits at least

[Stickman]

Judge Temporarily Blocks Publication Of Tell-All Book By Trump's Niece

[digster]

Say it here...

And it comes out there!

The Trump campaign is really just the southern strategy if organized by a five-year old.

[elliseamos]

The niece book post reminded me to ask:

Is there a mechanism where congress could get all of Bolton's book to be submitted as evidence and then it could be presented to the public for free and he loses all the money he would get from sales?

[Higgs]

This just looks like a long-distance cross-desert jogger drinking his own saved up piss.

[knee tunes]

This just looks like a long-distance cross-desert jogger drinking his own saved up piss.

mr. tinkle bottles

[Jorge]

The first part fits at least

THE

[dimejinky99]

He hasn’t gone away yknow

[elliseamos]

Somebody in his next press appearance should ask him what he wrote on twitter and when he asks them which tweet they should say they don't read tweets so he needs to tell them and then drop the mic. BOOM!

[Rob]

I would think with these numbers that even some of his supporters are answering "no" on those last two. I assume these are the people who also believe that if Joe Biden wins, capitalism is over (I've heard this in real life from people close to me, which is nuts).

[Stickman]

[Self]

This isn't real, btw.

[Stickman]

i know. But otherwise completely believable.

[McParadigm]

[Simple Torture]

Was it P. Tappé?

[doug rr]

[verb_to_trust]

It's hilarious that the administration doesn't realize shit is just going to keep trickling out. Don't they understand how this works by this point?