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96583UP wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

96583UP wrote:below average poop day for me

but i didnt eat much yday

Have an orange

was not lack of fiber, more like lack of material

just less poop

this was like when i was first losing weight

less food, less poop

i wanna gay your cock up

Oh I just wanted to watch you eat an orange.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

96583UP wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

96583UP wrote:below average poop day for me

but i didnt eat much yday

Have an orange

was not lack of fiber, more like lack of material

just less poop

this was like when i was first losing weight

less food, less poop

i wanna gay your cock up

Oh I just wanted to watch you eat an orange.

too much sugar in oranges and bananas

Weird doo doo this morning. Felt the same heavy I got some poo in their sensation that I have the last few days. It immediately exited on one push and felt large. I looked down and it was an odd, not quite round shape. But not like a cow pie. The wiping was pretty easy, and when I flushed the mound started to break apart. I’ll definitely take it, but not sure what to make of it.

working from home today. first time since starting the new gig. feels good to be in the privacy of my own home and bathroom.

as a result, dropped a corker...my goodness. had to break out the plunger.

what a crap...

dad wrote:working from home today. first time since starting the new gig. feels good to be in the privacy of my own home and bathroom.

as a result, dropped a corker...my goodness. had to break out the plunger.

what a crap...

Ball so hard

A little uneven over the last two days, but no major drama today.

Trending in the right direction.

dad, what kind of plunger do you have?

great poop this afternoon

late for a poop

but welcome

Coach wrote:dad, what kind of plunger do you have?

i have one of these because...ya know...every now and then i drop thor's hammer in the can.

yes

this is what real plungers look like

commercial grade

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

surprised, with all of your lush luxe dining

are you an aggressive courtesy-flusher?

frequent intermediate flusher?

96583UP wrote:yes

this is what real plungers look like

commercial grade

i love taking commercial-grade craps. it's like i'm shitting a husqvarna.

feels good.

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

96583UP wrote:surprised, with all of your lush luxe dining

are you an aggressive courtesy-flusher?

frequent intermediate flusher?

I only courtesy flush when it’s requested. Door open policy around here.

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I would like to debunk that theory given that I tried flushing today's monolith before taking a single swipe.

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I would like to debunk that theory given that I tried flushing today's monolith before taking a single swipe.

I mean, indoor plumbing is still a relatively new convenience in Oklahoma. It’ll get better.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I would like to debunk that theory given that I tried flushing today's monolith before taking a single swipe.

I mean, indoor plumbing is still a relatively new convenience in Oklahoma. It’ll get better.

i did this in my outhouse, you monster.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I clog toilets all the time because I use too much toilet paper.