Red Mosquito

LoathedVermin72 wrote:basically I'm saying pearl jam is bad at sex

Sex on legs.

Jeff is known as "sex on legs" and Matt has like 9 kids, but even they can't balance out the asexual androgyny that is Stone.

the next album will completely change the way we think about shit pearl jam

96583UP wrote:the next album will completely change the way we think about shit pearl jam

Happy songs cos the Cubs win or dark songs cos trump won?

shit happy songs because of the cubs meets shit faux-dark songs about trump meets the same shit lyrics about love and waves meets shit Ed's getting shittier voice meets meets BOB shittitty sound quality meets shit lack of chemistry meets actual feces left on the floor of the studio by Ed's personal shopper's shih tzu meets shit album concept

Yahweh

96583UP wrote:shit happy songs because of the cubs meets shit faux-dark songs about trump meets the same shit lyrics about love and waves meets shit Ed's getting shittier voice meets meets BOB shittitty sound quality meets shit lack of chemistry meets actual feces left on the floor of the studio by Ed's personal shopper's shih tzu meets shit album concept

Its like the plot to a German porno.

The stars really are aligning for something fabulously bad

bodysnatcher wrote:The stars really are aligning for something fabulously bad

They atleast had one recording session worth of songs 3 years after Backspacer.

We don't even have that yet.

It's either going to be rushed for late 2017 release.

Or we are looking at 2018 onwards.

We might get some new songs played at this years concerts best case scenario .

Absolute best news possible: Headline "BOBs 2017 calendar full PJ searching for alternative producer for new album"

That would make me happy

I wish they go back to Adam Kasper for there next record.

Lets speculate how Pearl Jam is spending their time this month.

Mike McCready-posing in "mirror room". Playing the same solo 30 times a day. Writing the first drafts of his Hall of Fame speech.

LOL!

#RedMosquitoForumDumpsterFire

Who really cares? If everyone expects it to be bad, as I do, who cares when it is released?

I'm sure Jeff doesn't really care.

is Jeff married?

jeff's the only one without kids. that's why he's crushing it.

bodysnatcher wrote:jeff's the only one without kids. that's why he's crushing it.

kids are just the worst

96583UP wrote:shit happy songs because of the cubs meets shit faux-dark songs about trump meets the same shit lyrics about love and waves meets shit Ed's getting shittier voice meets meets BOB shittitty sound quality meets shit lack of chemistry meets actual feces left on the floor of the studio by Ed's personal shopper's shih tzu meets shit album concept

This is scarily what i actually think will happen... oh no

They need to bring back Carpenter Newton. He's got to have a few good ideas left. I'm not sure what he's been doing since Yield.