General Pearl Jam Bitching

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VinylGuy wrote:mm the official forum is going to change...
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the new forum will feature a special 10C wear-at-home interactive catheter that slips neatly up the urinary tract and releases a mild burst of radioactive nuclear energy in the event any references are made to the band's millionairism/virtuousness paradox, as well as the following specific phrases:
cold confession
let it ride
ticketmaster
phoning it in
nostaligia act
brendan o'brien
uninspired
ricky ramone
hypocrite
more guitar solos
cash flow irregularity
sell out
excessive sale of merchandise
music video production values
surfing vacation
north korea
oracle
oh beth
soundgarden
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Imagine if you mentioned Abbruzzese.
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Anders wrote:Image

Charlize Theron and Michael Moore as well.
Ed took off his wedding ring..

WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
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Michael Moore's not wearing a bra, either. Methinks some coat closet hanky-panky was involved.
(patriotic choking noises)
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If I were Jill, I'd be all over that bitch Charlize
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bodysnatcher wrote:If I were Jill
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96583UP wrote:the new forum will feature a special 10C wear-at-home interactive catheter that slips neatly up the urinary tract and releases a mild burst of radioactive nuclear energy in the event any references are made to the band's millionairism/virtuousness paradox, as well as the following specific phrases:
cold confession
let it ride
ticketmaster
phoning it in
nostaligia act
brendan o'brien
uninspired
ricky ramone
hypocrite
more guitar solos
cash flow irregularity
sell out
excessive sale of merchandise
music video production values
surfing vacation
north korea
oracle
oh beth
soundgarden
Do you think the FBI have been on Eds ass in the hopes Dennis Rodman has told him wtf he's doing in NK?
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Anders wrote:Image

Charlize Theron and Michael Moore as well.

not sure where to post this, but according to the main page Eddie apparently played Amanda Palmer's Ukelee Anthem at this show, which is a pretty good song.

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That's an odd picture, but the Asian guy staring at himself in the mirror is the weirdest part.
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stip wrote:not sure where to post this, but according to the main page Eddie apparently played Amanda Palmer's Ukelee Anthem at this show, which is a pretty good song.

what are the chances he's gonna remember all those words :?
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McParadigm wrote:Michael Moore's not wearing a bra, either. Methinks some coat closet hanky-panky was involved.
:haha:
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Whitey McTeeth wrote:That's an odd picture, but the Asian guy staring at himself in the mirror is the weirdest part.
stranger yet, it appears a bunch of privileged multi-millionaires could only manage renting out one of those weirdo basement banquet halls for nye. no wonder johnny depp didn't bother showing up.
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What do you guys think was in the gift bag for an event like that?
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black babies
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I sat here for a solid couple of minutes trying to come up with an appropriate answer and nothing seemed worth posting.
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I loled
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cutuphalfdead wrote:I sat here for a solid couple of minutes trying to come up with an appropriate answer and nothing seemed worth posting.
you leave the dirty work to me
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spike wrote:black babies
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:black babies
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it should stand til june at least
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