Re: Dance of the Clairvoyants
Posted: Fri February 07, 2020 5:52 pm
Mach I is best because there's no band footage. The band footage is dumb.
What about being tormented for seven years with three dicks?DWFB wrote:Ed, hear me: I NEED MORE THAN JUST A DICK LINE! I DIDN'T WAIT 7 YRS TO BE TORMENTED FOR 3 MONTHS WITH DICKS!
oneway23 wrote:What about being tormented for seven years with three dicks?DWFB wrote:Ed, hear me: I NEED MORE THAN JUST A DICK LINE! I DIDN'T WAIT 7 YRS TO BE TORMENTED FOR 3 MONTHS WITH DICKS!
Fine, fine...Three months with seven dicks, then?DWFB wrote:oneway23 wrote:What about being tormented for seven years with three dicks?DWFB wrote:Ed, hear me: I NEED MORE THAN JUST A DICK LINE! I DIDN'T WAIT 7 YRS TO BE TORMENTED FOR 3 MONTHS WITH DICKS!
NO MORE DICKS!!!
see, the whole thing would have been much more stylish if they'd just admitted that that's what they were doing: "join us in the process of creating a video"; they could've invited audience feedback, but no, they had to fake the slick presentation of an underwhelming "reveal"Brett wrote:I think their promotional machine is really disorganized. They do a mini ARG to announce the album, and decide to release the single at the end of it. They also wanted to do a video for it, but it wasn't ready by the time they wanted to do the announcement, so instead of waiting a couple weeks, they figure, "fuck it," and decide to release some in progress versions of the video before all the footage is edited together.
tree_ wrote:What's the current over/under on the odds "dick" is used in at least one more song on the album?
Brett wrote:I think their promotional machine is really disorganized. They do a mini ARG to announce the album, and decide to release the single at the end of it. They also wanted to do a video for it, but it wasn't ready by the time they wanted to do the announcement, so instead of waiting a couple weeks, they figure, "fuck it," and decide to release some in progress versions of the video before all the footage is edited together.
Executive Produced by: Tim Bierman
They're gonna sell Dick Hats at the merch stand!DWFB wrote:tree_ wrote:What's the current over/under on the odds "dick" is used in at least one more song on the album?
High enough that all males should whip them out in unison at the start of each pearl jam concert.
Haha my theory tootragabigzanda wrote:exactlyBrett wrote:I think their promotional machine is really disorganized. They do a mini ARG to announce the album, and decide to release the single at the end of it. They also wanted to do a video for it, but it wasn't ready by the time they wanted to do the announcement, so instead of waiting a couple weeks, they figure, "fuck it," and decide to release some in progress versions of the video before all the footage is edited together.
tree_ wrote:They're gonna sell Dick Hats at the merch stand!DWFB wrote:tree_ wrote:What's the current over/under on the odds "dick" is used in at least one more song on the album?
High enough that all males should whip them out in unison at the start of each pearl jam concert.
96583UP wrote:lol this sequence of videos was such a joke
embarrassing this whole thing
they should have just stuck with Mach I and called it a day
this doest bode well for the rest of the album imo
it shows they are still capable of making obvious, needless, self-inflicted mistakes of judgement
and now what
another single with another 6 videos to fill the void of the next TWO MONTHS
is it customary to release a single 3 months before the album?
i don’t think people have the attention span for that these days
tired of this song already. it sounds more sterile every listen
WHAT BRAND IS THAT GILET?!?!?!?
