The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Coach]

dad, what kind of plunger do you have?

i have one of these because...ya know...every now and then i drop thor's hammer in the can.

Oh yes, that looks like it can handle anything you throw its way.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I’ve definitely had it be doodoo only a few times the last year or so.

[spike]

You guys must crap dark matter.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Mine were probably after days of being backed up. A few were total cowpies. It was disgusting.

[dad]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I’ve definitely had it be doodoo only a few times the last year or so.

Never stop calling it doodoo.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I’ve definitely had it be doodoo only a few times the last year or so.

Never stop calling it doodoo.

You couldn't pay me $5 billion dollars to stop.

[bodysnatcher]

I’ve had a skid mark in my toilet bowl for 2 days and have grown quite fond of it, and am going to miss it when I clean the bowl. But I know it will come back at some point. Probably a similar feeling when you send a kid off to college.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I’ve had a skid mark in my toilet bowl for 2 days and have grown quite fond of it, and am going to miss it when I clean the bowl. But I know it will come back at some point. Probably a similar feeling when you send a kid off to college.

Are you going to kiss it goodbye

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Another slightly odd poopie today. The log was above average length, but narrow, lighter colored, mangled looking and some peanuts from the handful I consumed yesterday. Wiping was minimal.

[Coach]

A massive second edition this morning after some iced espresso. Very nice and satisfying.

[96583UP]

a decent morning poop

surprised diarrhea explosion in the afternoon

i did have a big thing of black beans, and coffee

but you know, hard to predict

shit happens

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Diarrhea is very now another ain’t the worst thing for ya

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I had a big dinner and I can already feel tomorrow morning's poopoo forming. I've never felt so normal.

[dad]

I had a big dinner and I can already feel tomorrow morning's poopoo forming. I've never felt so normal.

you are doodoo-ing big things, my man.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Ugh sitting here dropping some rocks. I became too proud.

[Coach]

Diarrhea for me today

[dad]

sorry guys.

let's get back to solid, girthy offerings tomorrow.

[JuanHamm]

I'll be praying for yous guys

[96583UP]

had a good feeling dump earlier but was not a good looking dump

optimistic for tomorrow

lots of beans today

[dad]

lots of beans today

same, bro.