Red Mosquito

dad wrote:

Coach wrote:dad, what kind of plunger do you have?

i have one of these because...ya know...every now and then i drop thor's hammer in the can.

Oh yes, that looks like it can handle anything you throw its way.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I’ve definitely had it be doodoo only a few times the last year or so.

You guys must crap dark matter.

Mine were probably after days of being backed up. A few were total cowpies. It was disgusting.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I’ve definitely had it be doodoo only a few times the last year or so.

Never stop calling it doodoo.

dad wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:True story: I’ve never clogged a toilet.

i am impressed and concerned by this news.

I have a theory that toilet clogs are due to overzealous toilet paper usage and disposal, and not caused by the fecal matter alone.

I suppose it may be time to play how many squares do you use…

I’ve definitely had it be doodoo only a few times the last year or so.

Never stop calling it doodoo.

You couldn't pay me $5 billion dollars to stop.

I’ve had a skid mark in my toilet bowl for 2 days and have grown quite fond of it, and am going to miss it when I clean the bowl. But I know it will come back at some point. Probably a similar feeling when you send a kid off to college.

bodysnatcher wrote:I’ve had a skid mark in my toilet bowl for 2 days and have grown quite fond of it, and am going to miss it when I clean the bowl. But I know it will come back at some point. Probably a similar feeling when you send a kid off to college.

Are you going to kiss it goodbye

Another slightly odd poopie today. The log was above average length, but narrow, lighter colored, mangled looking and some peanuts from the handful I consumed yesterday. Wiping was minimal.

A massive second edition this morning after some iced espresso. Very nice and satisfying.

a decent morning poop

surprised diarrhea explosion in the afternoon

i did have a big thing of black beans, and coffee

but you know, hard to predict

shit happens

Diarrhea is very now another ain’t the worst thing for ya

I had a big dinner and I can already feel tomorrow morning's poopoo forming. I've never felt so normal.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I had a big dinner and I can already feel tomorrow morning's poopoo forming. I've never felt so normal.

you are doodoo-ing big things, my man.

Ugh sitting here dropping some rocks. I became too proud.

Diarrhea for me today

sorry guys.

let's get back to solid, girthy offerings tomorrow.

I'll be praying for yous guys

had a good feeling dump earlier but was not a good looking dump

optimistic for tomorrow

lots of beans today

96583UP wrote:lots of beans today

same, bro.