Red Mosquito

Ello Sailor wrote:

spike wrote:The Jetsons, to determine if eating food pills for nourishment is actually enough.

Or just hit the treadmill and continue to eat what you want.

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Ello Sailor wrote:

spike wrote:The Jetsons, to determine if eating food pills for nourishment is actually enough.

Or just hit the treadmill and continue to eat what you want.

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Bi_3 wrote:If you could live in a TV show for one week, which would it be?

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Let’s do a table read

The only thing I’d love more is the overnight Tuesday writing session

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Let’s do a table read

The only thing I’d love more is the overnight Tuesday writing session

I’m too old. I’d never make it.

bodysnatcher wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Let’s do a table read

The only thing I’d love more is the overnight Tuesday writing session

I’m too old. I’d never make it.

If belushi was around you would

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Let’s do a table read

The only thing I’d love more is the overnight Tuesday writing session

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Let’s do a table read

The only thing I’d love more is the overnight Tuesday writing session

You’d have to give up your sobriety!

Nah I'd spend a couple weeks shifting to a nighttime schedule, then caffeinate my way through!

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

spike wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:SNL or maybe Sliders

Would you be SNL host or a cast member?

Writer probably

You fancy yourself on par with Downey, O’Donogue, Franken, Davis, Odenkirk, Smigel, O’Brien, Daniels, Fey, Shuster, Handey, Brown… ?

lol hell no. But I’d have a blast just trying to keep up (I have taken a few sketch writing courses in the past)

Let’s do a table read

The only thing I’d love more is the overnight Tuesday writing session

You’d have to give up your sobriety!

Nah I'd spend a couple weeks shifting to a nighttime schedule, then caffeinate my way through!

Lol they all did coke to pull it off, dude. Don’t be naive.