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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 12:23 pm
by 96583UP
huge pile this morning, would not flush

was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water

if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it

aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains

i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 12:24 pm
by 96583UP
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:lots of beans today
same, bro.
this is how we do (doo)

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 12:32 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:huge pile this morning, would not flush

was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water

if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it

aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains

i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
Pics or it did not happen at all

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 12:34 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 1:07 pm
by Coach
96583UP wrote:huge pile this morning, would not flush

was like a mountain of refried beens protruding from the water

if i didn’t know it was poop i might have eaten it

aroma of southern cooking and hearty looking grains

i had to use commercial grade plunger to get it down
plunging in the AM sounds dreadful

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 1:15 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 1:32 pm
by wease
Went twice at home already and now just went at one of my centers. Only females working and the restroom is only about 6 feet from their workspace/desks. And it’s a noisy one too. I keep flushing hoping that sound drowns out the sounds coming out of me as I poop.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 1:32 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
One nice log. Wiping wasn’t bad. I’ll give it a solid B.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 6:42 pm
by spike
My farts have been rancid during this cold. I’m really pounding the cold and flu meds, could that be it?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 6:48 pm
by wease
Just your body getting rid of the bad stuff

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 6:56 pm
by Coach
gross!

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 9:36 pm
by 96583UP
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
rinse in clean toilet water and then head goes back into same x-year old plastic grocery bag

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 09, 2023 9:37 pm
by 96583UP
spike wrote:My farts have been rancid during this cold. I’m really pounding the cold and flu meds, could that be it?
you eat way too much designer medeival king food to have normal serf shits

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat June 10, 2023 1:51 am
by dad
Coach wrote:gross!
oh no, spike broke Coach!

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun June 11, 2023 12:32 pm
by 96583UP
droppin some heat this morning

went to a wedding last night

ate and drank with reckless abandon

wedding band did a solid scarlet begonias

now we drop the payload(s)

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun June 11, 2023 1:31 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you guys disinfect your plungers afterward?
rinse in clean toilet water and then head goes back into same x-year old plastic grocery bag
Nice, may have to try that.

I had a cheap one last year that I was so grossed out by the cow pie all over it that I just trashed that b*tch. The last few I applied bleach in some form, but can't remember exactly how I wiped it down. Maybe just toilet paper.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun June 11, 2023 5:34 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
About twenty minutes after eating lunch I was getting groceries and started to feel a strong need. Pretty quickly pushed it out, then looked down and saw two an over average logs, but it appeared it had broken in half. Pushed out a few small rocks, and sat there a few minutes because I knew there was more. Took a little bit, but eventually got out two short, narrow ones. Wiping wasn’t too bad. I expected worse thinking it was drying up since I’d been sitting there for awhile. Thanks.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun June 11, 2023 9:38 pm
by 96583UP
what a medley

i look forward to girth this week

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sun June 11, 2023 10:15 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:what a medley

i look forward to girth this week
I have ones like that somewhat often. The first was pretty girthy though. I just hope I can get closer to my 9:00am daily poo poo the rest of the week.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon June 12, 2023 11:36 am
by 96583UP
dropped the prototypical A+ log this morning right out the gate

must be a credit to the bowl of smart bran before bed

easy exit, dark chocolate color, good girth, good length, so straight you could forge a compass from it

was so perfect it was almost boring

ghost wipes

like something manufactured in germany

here’s to a good poop day, everyone