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The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
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70 minute speech and 0 posts? Guys, there more going on than cops murdering people and hurricanes wiping out cities!
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/27/90138139 ... -annotated
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/27/90138139 ... -annotated
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It was low-energy Trump. Very disappointing. None of the flash and flair. Sad!
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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I just read the transcript. I'm sad to have missed out.Mickey wrote:It was low-energy Trump. Very disappointing. None of the flash and flair. Sad!
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This was my favorite line:
Americans are exhausted trying to keep up with the latest list of approved words and phrases, and the ever-more restrictive political decrees. Many things have a different name now, and the rules are constantly changing.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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Is "pussy grabbing" allowable?Mickey wrote:This was my favorite line:
Americans are exhausted trying to keep up with the latest list of approved words and phrases, and the ever-more restrictive political decrees. Many things have a different name now, and the rules are constantly changing.
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Folks, you used to be able to say it! They can say it! But now you can't say it anymore!B wrote:Is "pussy grabbing" allowable?Mickey wrote:This was my favorite line:
Americans are exhausted trying to keep up with the latest list of approved words and phrases, and the ever-more restrictive political decrees. Many things have a different name now, and the rules are constantly changing.
VinylGuy wrote:its really tiresome to see these ¨good guys¨ talking about any political stuff in tv while also being kinda funny and hip and cool....its just...please enough of this shit.
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"I'll hold your wallet while you go fuck yourself"-David Letterman
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For the most part the RNC wasn't as over the top as I expected.Mickey wrote:It was low-energy Trump. Very disappointing. None of the flash and flair. Sad!
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You know what I say? Protest this your ass. I don’t talk about my ass.
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funniest quote i saw was ariana huffington ‘thoughts and prayers to the fact checkers’
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"Abortion has a smell." - Abby Johnson96583UP wrote:funniest quote i saw was ariana huffington ‘thoughts and prayers to the fact checkers’
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What is the insurrection act and is he trying to whip up violence to get to use it?
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Trump coming here to Wilmington to speak on the USS North Carolina on Wednesday. Good times.
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A giant, imposing relic of the past, full of bluster, that is completely worthless in the modern world.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Trump coming here to Wilmington to speak on the USS North Carolina on Wednesday. Good times.
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America: I wonder why he had to be rushed to Walter Reed
Trump: Well it wasn’t mini-strokes if that’s what you’re asking!
America: ...
Trump: And definitely not a series of them.
America: ....
Trump: My mini-strokes I mean.
America: (sigh) Got it. Tha-
Trump: Person woman man camera tv
Trump: Well it wasn’t mini-strokes if that’s what you’re asking!
America: ...
Trump: And definitely not a series of them.
America: ....
Trump: My mini-strokes I mean.
America: (sigh) Got it. Tha-
Trump: Person woman man camera tv
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On the subject of mini-strokes
“Citing anonymous sources” is the absolute kindest way a person could describe this gibberish.
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“We come here not as conquerors but as liberators, to return control of this city to the people.”
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