Red Mosquito

a month or so, I'm willing to go to arbitration on this issue though if you disagree

Hmm... How about until the beginning of the next whatif season, then?

One month seems reasonable.

How about through the month of September?

That's fine.

Chud is going to enjoy this avatar so much, he's just going to keep it forever.

Here are the Heartlanders when we are ready to play.

Payroll: $142,216,975 Position Players: $70,138,321 Pitchers: $72,078,654

C 2009 Joe Mauer L .365 28 96 $6,816,663
1B 2004 Darin Erstad L .295 7 69 $3,021,816
2B 1979 Paul Molitor R .322 9 62 $6,499,580
3B 1987 Wade Boggs L .363 24 89 $7,888,650
SS 1964 Ron Hansen R .261 20 68 $5,954,789
OF 1954 Richie Ashburn L .313 1 41 $7,304,324
OF 2011 Alex Gordon L .303 23 87 $6,627,016
OF 1979 Dave Winfield R .308 34 118 $6,904,660
OF 1958 Bob Cerv R .305 38 104 $6,315,396
SS 1908 Joe Tinker R .266 6 68 $4,973,250
1B 2005 Dan Johnson L .275 15 58 $3,167,060
OF 1956 Jackie Brandt R .299 11 47 $2,514,370
C 2000 Todd Pratt R .275 8 25 $2,150,747

SP 1913 Walter Johnson R 36-7 2 1.14 0.78 243-38 $16,372,767
SP/RP 1968 Bob Gibson R 22-9 0 1.12 0.85 268-62 $12,216,556
SP/RP 1939 Bob Feller R 24-9 1 2.85 1.24 246-142 $10,572,993
SP/RP 1934 Mel Harder R 20-12 4 2.61 1.28 91-81 $7,600,629
SP/RP 1999 Keith Foulke R 3-3 9 2.22 0.88 123-21 $4,616,924
SP/RP 1987 Tim Burke R 7-0 18 1.19 0.89 58-17 $3,910,779
SP/RP 1989 Gregg Olson R 5-2 27 1.69 1.21 90-46 $3,319,177
SP/RP 1989 Tom Henke R 8-3 20 1.92 1.02 116-25 $3,156,673
SP/RP 2010 Brian Duensing L 10-3 0 2.62 1.20 78-35 $3,107,061
SP/RP 2008 Joba Chamberlain R 4-3 0 2.60 1.26 118-39 $2,863,814
SP/RP 1998 Jason Christiansen L 3-3 6 2.51 1.21 71-27 $2,217,775
SP/RP 2014 Tony Watson L 10-2 2 1.63 1.02 81-15 $2,123,506

RMing in the strip club. Oh yeah...

We should do this random theme team thing as a short playoff-style tournament the way we did the first one. Eight teams, best-of-seven rounds... it would be fairly quick and easy, since it's not really one of our regular tournaments.

I still need a short first baseman.

cutuphalfdead wrote:I still need a short first baseman.

I gave you one.

philpritchard wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I still need a short first baseman.

I gave you one.

Who?

cutuphalfdead wrote:

philpritchard wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I still need a short first baseman.

I gave you one.

Who?

What am I, the search function?

philpritchard wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

philpritchard wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I still need a short first baseman.

I gave you one.

Who?

What am I, the search function?

Apparently I am.

Ripper Collins. 5'9". Lead the league in HR, SLG, and OPS in 1934.

philpritchard wrote:

philpritchard wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

philpritchard wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I still need a short first baseman.

I gave you one.

Who?

What am I, the search function?

Apparently I am.

Ripper Collins. 5'9". Lead the league in HR, SLG, and OPS in 1934.

thanks

philpritchard wrote:We should do this random theme team thing as a short playoff-style tournament the way we did the first one. Eight teams, best-of-seven rounds... it would be fairly quick and easy, since it's not really one of our regular tournaments.

I'm down.

Chudheight Nine


1 Tim Raines LF
2 Jose Altuve 2B
3 Dom Dimaggio RF
4 Ivan Rodriguez C
5 Mel Ott 3B
6 Kirby Puckett CF
7 Ripper Collins 1B
8 Phil Rizzuto SS

Maximum height of 5'9". Any lower than that and I'd never have filled the roster. I also avoided deadball era players.

What's the ruling on salary cap?

Did I go over?