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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:46 pm
by ABNorman
To anyone who would scream "Fuck you" to anyone on this board:
I work part time for an SMS Q&A service, and one of our regular customers (who has changed his phone number several times) SMS's us to ask what would be left behind if various dangerous animals ate little boys in speedos. Another customer flat out asked us to advise him where he could find underaged boys to have sex with in Dublin.
Think about that the next time you judge someone for feeling a little bit passionate/annoyed with one little rock band.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:48 pm
by ABNorman
We also had one guy send roughly a thousand questions (no exaggeration) about deleting compromising emails.
And a lady asking about the health issues with taking a dump on her husband's face during sex.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:50 pm
by ABNorman
Anyway, how 'bout them Lightning Bolts, eh?
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:50 pm
by ABNorman
If nobody replied, I could fill up this entire page with just my posts.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:50 pm
by ABNorman
It'd be like Hulkception.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:51 pm
by ABNorman
Except I don't have the pace or stamina to do it.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:51 pm
by ABNorman
And I wouldn't have anything interesting to say after a while.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:52 pm
by ABNorman
But, I suppose I could plug on for as long as I could.
Maybe go "woah, Breaking Bad, eh?"
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:52 pm
by McParadigm
advertent Rmer poetry
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:52 pm
by ABNorman
Then apologise for going off topic.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 1:53 pm
by ABNorman
McParadigm wrote:advertent Rmer poetry
It was an unreachable dream.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:02 pm
by ABNorman
Now I'm crying rainbows as I wait for lightning to strike.
Aw-huh.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:08 pm
by ABNorman
So...
Still no leak, then?
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:11 pm
by ABNorman
Guess not.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:16 pm
by Dr. Van Nostrand
you are doing great work here today hulk
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:18 pm
by ABNorman
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:you are doing great work here today hulk
I do it for America, brother.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:21 pm
by ABNorman
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:26 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
I'm glad this thread has finally taken off.
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:28 pm
by Strat
Woa, i am going to shower. Then I am going to sip on some coffee and catch up on this thread because it looks like some emotional things happened!
Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15
Posted: Mon September 30, 2013 2:29 pm
by ABNorman
ABNorman wrote:
I can't believe this band did anything like what this gif suggests, and Harmless is bummed out about a bit of car head banging.