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Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

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God damnit B I hate when I have to give you credit.
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B wrote:The Pearl Jam fansite, TheSkyIScrape.com isn't just another high tech website or a message board for superfans. It's a community.

The kind of community that gives you cool stuff like exclusive site opinions, torrents to shows Pearl Jam doesn’t want you to have, monthly ridicule over your typos, and exclusive rights to bitch about ticket pre-sales and your lousy seats, but no one really cares about your stupid sign campaign at the next show.

When you join our Red Mosquito Forum, it’s almost like you have your own circle of friends, they’ll talk about how lame your opinions are when you’re not around, hum Pearl Jam songs and record them as mp3s. We even rank all kinds of shit and hold voting for stuff no one in their right mind cares two fucks about.

All this, just for you.

We think random photos of fat people and animals with text are hilarious. And that Ed cross stitch you found on Etsy deserves total mocking.

We don’t have an app, but it’s a fucking website, so you can stay connected anywhere you go.

The Sky I Scrape’s Red Mosquito Forum, because you were, at some point, a fan of Pearl Jam, and we’re a bunch of assholes who don’t give a shit.
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Someone should get to work. Our YouTube channel needs more content.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSkyIScrapedotcom
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B wrote:Someone should get to work. Our YouTube channel needs more content.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSkyIScrapedotcom
if only there was an admin that could do this
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Strat wrote:It's better than it was in 1994
I would trade the board being better than it was in 1994 for the band being better than it was in 1994. Do we have this option?
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Lament wrote:
Strat wrote:It's better than it was in 1994
I would trade the board being better than it was in 1994 for the band being better than it was in 1994. Do we have this option?

If you don't count singing, songwriting, touring, and drumming, they are.
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broken iris wrote:If you don't count singing, songwriting, touring, and drumming, they are.
They dressed cooler in 1994 too, so add that to things we can't count.

They're much better are providing a wide range of merchandise choices for the fans though.
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Lament wrote:
Strat wrote:It's better than it was in 1994
I would trade the board being better than it was in 1994 for the band being better than it was in 1994. Do we have this option?
I literally sighed at that post, and not because you're sexy (although you are, obviously).
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malice wrote:
B wrote:Someone should get to work. Our YouTube channel needs more content.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSkyIScrapedotcom
if only there was an admin that could do this
I have ideas, but I've neither the time nor the talent to make this video.

That being said, I'd be happy to upload a video if someone makes it.
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Maybe Christian Slater can help...

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dimitrispearljam Posts: 121,843
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its crazy to think,that i visit all forums here daily to read..ALL 13 of them
the last 6 days i vist only 3 of them..
Given to fly only one thread,the bootleg one,
Aet forum 5-6 Threads only,are at 1st page
Porch and went only to the half of second page,and that just once....
its sad,i cant do and enjoy something i love..

so very sad
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hopethatuchoke wrote:
dimitrispearljam Posts: 121,843
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its crazy to think,that i visit all forums here daily to read..ALL 13 of them
the last 6 days i vist only 3 of them..
Given to fly only one thread,the bootleg one,
Aet forum 5-6 Threads only,are at 1st page
Porch and went only to the half of second page,and that just once....
its sad,i cant do and enjoy something i love..
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dimitrispearljam Posts: 121,843
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I dont get the ironic comment
.at the moment im at hospital wairing my dad to exam his heart..thats the first world problem.for me
At pj world and comminity this shitty new forum .yes its the number 1 problem..
TRUE fan right there. Posting displeasure with his favorite bands new message board from the hospital where his father is getting his heart examined.
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Is now a good time to admit that I managed to become one of the secret mods/creators behind the new ten club forum? I had to give B'OB head to make it happen. And it took a whole bottle of Listerine to get the taste out of my mouth, but it was worth it.

I purposely made sure the forum was shitty. I mean, really shitty. It took a few attempts to get it really shitty, because previous versions were somewhat manageable. So I soldiered on, and kept going to a point where the spending a long time there would make someone nauseated, and eventually lose their shit. It's like painting the walls of your bedroom bright red, black, or a nasty bright yellow. If you think the TC members have reached the pinnacle of insanity, give it a little more time. I did extensive testing, and it wasn't pretty.

The other mods/developers thought I was nuts. So I had to blow them too. My recycling bin is full of empty Listerine bottles, but godammit, it was fucking worth it.

I also made sure the delete all that remained of the old forum, so there was no going back.

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This is why sarge was modded. Ruddo wouldn't blow dick.
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Well, I only had thirty minutes left at work, but we can probably fix it as needed.

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McParadigm wrote:Well, I only had thirty minutes left at work, but we can probably fix it as needed.




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I'm kidding. Twenty minutes is already way past my patience level...I'm never working on something like that again.
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It's brilliant digm. It's the epitome of RM.

Let's frontpage that shit, baby.

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