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Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 20, 2017 8:40 pm
by washing machine
tragabigzanda wrote:
washing machine wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:The Juice is loose(ned).
My local news station described hia crimes as "a botched bid to retrieve sports memorabilia in Las Vegas." You mean a robbery?
I caught a little bit of the hearing today at work. He kind of threw his security henchmen under the bus by proclaiming that if it was just him and Bruce that night, he wouldn't be in jail. That struck me as kind of a funny thing to say.

Also, I don't think I can handle a blue checked OJ Twitter account.
Dave Chappelle 's story about running into OJ at a party was pretty great.
Yeah it was

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 20, 2017 10:35 pm
by Anders
The sentence for this seemed harsh. On this crime alone, it was the right decision.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 20, 2017 10:57 pm
by LoathedVermin72
washing machine wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:
Green Habit wrote:The Juice is loose(ned).
My local news station described hia crimes as "a botched bid to retrieve sports memorabilia in Las Vegas." You mean a robbery?
I caught a little bit of the hearing today at work. He kind of threw his security henchmen under the bus by proclaiming that if it was just him and Bruce that night, he wouldn't be in jail. That struck me as kind of a funny thing to say.

Also, I don't think I can handle a blue checked OJ Twitter account.
Isn't that true, though? He got screwed because the guards had guns?

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 12:43 am
by washing machine
Oh, I have no idea. To me it played like a sly "I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids" kind of tongue in cheek boast. I just always assume he's lying.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 4:31 am
by Jorge
Syracuse teen drives to rock concert, loses car after he forgets where he parked

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/0 ... again.html

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 1:54 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
theplatypus wrote:Syracuse teen drives to rock concert, loses car after he forgets where he parked

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/0 ... again.html
How many parking garages could there possibly be?!

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 11:12 pm
by BurtReynolds
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/5-yea ... nd-n785271

Kid fined for selling lemonade. Fucking idiots.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 11:14 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Fucking cops, man.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 11:16 pm
by Anders
That is stupid.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 21, 2017 11:17 pm
by BurtReynolds
You know the guy was like "rules are rules" as he was yelled at by his boss.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Mon July 24, 2017 4:11 pm
by Stickman

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 5:20 pm
by McParadigm

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 8:08 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Those last 2 stories. Jesus. :(

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 9:48 pm
by Anders

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 10:11 pm
by Norah

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 10:33 pm
by Anders
Incredible,

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 10:55 pm
by bune

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Now living in the suburbs of Vancouver, Wash.
Mother fucker, there are no "suburbs" of Vancouver. You are the suburb of Portland.

Speaking from experience.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Thu July 27, 2017 11:38 pm
by BurtReynolds
Ancestry is pretty fascinating, but takes a lot of work. I found out last year that there was a book written about many on my dad's side that had a mostly complete geneology. Found out a small town in Alabama was named after an ancestor, many were from a mostly mixed group of natives or possibly slaves hiding out in swamps for a hundred years, and a possible rape/incest situation about 160 years ago.

I'm a pure degenerate!

ancestry.com can be hard to navigate though, and it's easy to get off track if someone else made a mistake. you have to double check everything.

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 28, 2017 12:10 am
by Iholdthepain
I didn't want to bog down lowlight's b-day thread, so I came here...
malice wrote:
Dev wrote:
malice wrote:Im fairly certain i have no running feuds with you so happy birthday
way to make it about you. classic malice.
from my perspective, everything actually is about me
The way she just effortlessly put dev on his heels here is pure greatness... and I agree 100% with every word of it.

I may have a new favorite rm'er, and of all rm'ers!

Re: Not worthy of a thread News

Posted: Fri July 28, 2017 11:51 am
by malice
this is rather odd, thip. Im not worthy of even the not worthy of the thread news thread, rm is basically where this kind of thing is supposed to happen and usually does. Thanks though.