The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

[B]

So, what? We can cure people, we just haven't done it yet? We waiting for a particular benchmark? 250,000 dead americans?

[B]

sigh, i wish he had died.

[Strat]

My dick got so hard thinking about how strong he is to beat this thing

[wease]

Fuck

[wease]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

[B]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

[Rangi Guy]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

I just figured he went cause he's a little bitch - got a bit of a fever and started to freak the fuck out. I mean - honestly this could still go the Herman Cain route, but I just figured on Friday he turned into a princess

[dad]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

let them die.

[B]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

let them die.

What about the White House staff that cater to his needs? The Secret Service agents? Not everyone in that building is a dick. William Barr can talk to him on the phone, but the poor wait staff have to come into his room.

[verb_to_trust]

Stop trying to talk yourselves into him dying. He's not going to die, at least not from this. I'm not sure why people would want him to die anyway. He'd get turned into some sort of Jesus figure by his followers.

[verb_to_trust]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

let them die.

What about the White House staff that cater to his needs? The Secret Service agents? Not everyone in that building is a dick. William Barr can talk to him on the phone, but the poor wait staff have to come into his room.

The secret service doesn't get to nope out of their job because of this but it's selfish as fuck for trump to be doing anything that would require them to spend unnecessary time around him.

[digster]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

I just figured he went cause he's a little bitch - got a bit of a fever and started to freak the fuck out. I mean - honestly this could still go the Herman Cain route, but I just figured on Friday he turned into a princess

This remains the most likely scenario, I think. He's been acting like a tough guy for months, and at the first sign of sniffles it's time to call in Marine One.

[washing machine]

Stop trying to talk yourselves into him dying. He's not going to die, at least not from this. I'm not sure why people would want him to die anyway. He'd get turned into some sort of Jesus figure by his followers.

Exactly.

The most satisfying way that a Trump presidency could end would be for a defeat in November in no uncertain terms. Landslide in the electoral, a mandate, anything and everything that proves that the American people rejected him and his failures. Death would not only deprive the country of that unifying, healing moment, but would turn the MAGA cult into a bonafide religion.

[dad]

That makes it seem more like a lie. No one gets released from the hospital that quick with covid unless they’re dead.

I figure he didn't REALLY need to go. He went b/c someone told him he's the President and he's 74 and he's fat, so he has to take this seriously.

They gave him the best possible shit and some awesome steroids, and he feels great, despite being sick.

He's stupid, so he doesn't understand that you could be sick and still feel fine. So, he's going to go back to the White House and make more people sick.

let them die.

What about the White House staff that cater to his needs? The Secret Service agents? Not everyone in that building is a dick. William Barr can talk to him on the phone, but the poor wait staff have to come into his room.

I hear you, and I get it. I've empathy for those staffers who are there because they want to work in the WH and for a potus. The ones who've been willfully negligent about covid can fuck off.

Also, verb is correct, he won't die. He's going to get the best medical care possible, and brag about it, while thousands more - who've little-to-no access to good health care - will keep dying.

[wease]

Stop trying to talk yourselves into him dying. He's not going to die, at least not from this. I'm not sure why people would want him to die anyway. He'd get turned into some sort of Jesus figure by his followers.

He already is that. But if he’s dead, he can’t be president any more.

[spike]

So, what? We can cure people, we just haven't done it yet? We waiting for a particular benchmark? 250,000 dead americans?

In any normal reality, he just went too far. But this is 2020 so we’ll see what happens.

[spike]

And a lot of us aren’t afraid of covid. We’ve accepted it as part of our daily lives, and take simple precautions to keep ourselves or others from getting sick.

[Biff Pocoroba]

You know he's going to spin this to his best advantage...he beat the China flu.

[doug rr]

[digster]

Just look at the tweets! The tweets!