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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon March 18, 2024 9:49 pm
by bodysnatcher
Lol seriously this whole thing was a loss by the end of the first sentence

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon March 18, 2024 9:52 pm
by doug rr
why didn't you get it in 1994?

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon March 18, 2024 9:55 pm
by doug rr
tragabigzanda wrote:Who orders anything from Brooklyn Vegan?
it comes with a free bag of sweet potatoes

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon March 18, 2024 11:24 pm
by spike
B’s mail person has it in for him.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon March 18, 2024 11:33 pm
by B
doug rr wrote:why didn't you get it in 1994?
I did, but it's back, baby!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue March 19, 2024 3:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
wtf is brooklyn vegan and why does it sell records

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue March 19, 2024 4:02 pm
by BurtReynolds
E.H. Ruddock wrote:wtf is brooklyn vegan and why does it sell records
Umm... you wouldn't... like... get it

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue March 19, 2024 10:19 pm
by bodysnatcher
Got a bag of baby carrots to eat with my hummus. There’s one extremely skinny and oddly long carrot that is really annoying me. I’ve been picking carrots around it so far, and I know it will be the last carrot standing. I’ll look eye to eye with this monstrosity and throw it in the garbage disposal.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue March 19, 2024 10:21 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue March 19, 2024 10:42 pm
by The Argonaut
bodysnatcher wrote:Got a bag of baby carrots to eat with my hummus. There’s one extremely skinny and oddly long carrot that is really annoying me. I’ve been picking carrots around it so far, and I know it will be the last carrot standing. I’ll look eye to eye with this monstrosity and throw it in the garbage disposal.
Compost it, my guy. Compost is fun

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue March 19, 2024 11:57 pm
by B
E.H. Ruddock wrote:wtf is brooklyn vegan and why does it sell records
It's where Stone sells his shit. Also, my record arrived today.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 1:19 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 3:22 am
by Bammer
bodysnatcher wrote:Got a bag of baby carrots to eat with my hummus. There’s one extremely skinny and oddly long carrot that is really annoying me. I’ve been picking carrots around it so far, and I know it will be the last carrot standing. I’ll look eye to eye with this monstrosity and throw it in the garbage disposal.
That’s not good for your garbage disposal

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 3:30 am
by doug rr
Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Got a bag of baby carrots to eat with my hummus. There’s one extremely skinny and oddly long carrot that is really annoying me. I’ve been picking carrots around it so far, and I know it will be the last carrot standing. I’ll look eye to eye with this monstrosity and throw it in the garbage disposal.
That’s not good for your garbage disposal
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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 4:46 am
by Bammer
doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Got a bag of baby carrots to eat with my hummus. There’s one extremely skinny and oddly long carrot that is really annoying me. I’ve been picking carrots around it so far, and I know it will be the last carrot standing. I’ll look eye to eye with this monstrosity and throw it in the garbage disposal.
That’s not good for your garbage disposal
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Big fan of the single moms in their ads

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 7:08 am
by Higgs
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Bammer wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Got a bag of baby carrots to eat with my hummus. There’s one extremely skinny and oddly long carrot that is really annoying me. I’ve been picking carrots around it so far, and I know it will be the last carrot standing. I’ll look eye to eye with this monstrosity and throw it in the garbage disposal.
That’s not good for your garbage disposal
Image
Big fan of the single moms in their ads
"Oh single mom, you seem to have gotten yourself stuck under the kitchen sink..."

1800-FREAKIN indeedy.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 2:01 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 2:01 pm
by tree_
tragabigzanda wrote:I had maybe 4oz of my kids milkshake last night and you’d think I had eight beers
so what is your hatred of here? yourself?

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 2:02 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed March 20, 2024 2:07 pm
by Alex
tragabigzanda wrote:Just aging
from one aging guy to another: aging sucks!