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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 2:46 pm
by Coach
sounds like they might have good bathrooms though

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 2:51 pm
by JuanHamm
Unfortunately there was some asshole already in there taking a dump so I'm going to McDonald's

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 2:54 pm
by Coach
yikes

well, you might be pleasantly surprised. maybe the cleaners there have OCD and keep a tidy quarters.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 2:54 pm
by dad
i hope you find a place to crap soon, tommy.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 2:56 pm
by bodysnatcher
Just an enormous amount of excrement this morning

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 2:58 pm
by dad
bodysnatcher wrote:Just an enormous amount of excrement this morning
same, bro.

i made some chana masala last night, but added in some sauteed jalapenos, and used quinoa instead of rice. i'm pretty sure it contributed to a massive poo.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 3:08 pm
by Coach
Sounds like you gentlemen need to think hard about a courtesy flush today.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 3:38 pm
by bodysnatcher
I did have to flush mine before I added paper

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri June 30, 2023 5:26 pm
by Coach
bodysnatcher wrote:I did have to flush mine before I added paper
Oh yeah, been there and done that.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat July 01, 2023 5:43 am
by 96583UP
just dropped my bavarian biergarten dump

with the help of a lavazza cappucino

felt fantastic

ready to greet the day

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat July 01, 2023 3:50 pm
by bodysnatcher
I dunno what I just crapped out but I wish I hadn’t taken a gander at it. Wtf.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Sat July 01, 2023 5:10 pm
by doug rr
4x so far..its 10:15 am
woke up early with an upset stomach

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon July 03, 2023 1:58 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Below average log and a few rocks. The last week has been bad. Not sure what’s going on.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu July 06, 2023 12:42 pm
by 96583UP
massive european crap just now

aroma of the old country

ate a pile of chicory greens earlier which def knocked the pipes clean

gonna use this bidet here next to me shortly fo sho

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu July 06, 2023 12:56 pm
by 96583UP
fantastic bidet

feel like i just gave birth to a baby deer

and now fresh as niagara falls

ready to greet the universe

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu July 06, 2023 1:12 pm
by dad
meraviglioso.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu July 06, 2023 2:56 pm
by Coach
I wasn't planning to post here today, but I just unleashed a gigantic log that was long, straight and stuck its head out above the water line a bit.

I feel lighter and accomplished. :peace:

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu July 06, 2023 3:31 pm
by 96583UP
nessie spotted in the loch ness!!!

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu July 06, 2023 5:06 pm
by Coach
yup!

It was picture worthy.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Fri July 07, 2023 5:15 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Had another feel substantial on exit, only to see one end of it disappearing down the drain. I read up more thoroughly on ghost poops and found out ones like that or ones that disappear completely are a sign of healthy gut (as long as they aren't actually of the small rocks variety that can disappear). It's just weird that in a given week I get both of those types, sometimes on back to back days.