The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

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holy shit all my colleagues are dumb as shit and unceasingly annoying and mean to me for some reason. What the fuck? Am I the bad guy? Am I the bozo?

My new dream is that my deputy boss, who I know is secretly applying to a job elsewhere and has an inside track on it, gets that secret job. Then my boss's selected protege (nepotism) gets the deputy gig and I can take her current assignment. I'll need her help to get it though because I know if I just asked my boss he would say he couldn't afford to move me because everyone else in that office is a moron and a lazy fool

I'll just quit. I am now officially debt-free so I can probably just go live in the woods and eat acorn soup I think
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Become an influencer
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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#acornsoup #squirrellife #callmerodentboy #nuts
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In case any of my coworkers are secretly stalking me and reading this, you are a nosey loser but also I am mostly just kidding. It's not that bad and a lot of what I say on RM is a lie

feeling paranoid
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What’s your hourly pay?
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The Argonaut wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:41 pm In case any of my coworkers are secretly stalking me and reading this, you are a nosey loser but also I am mostly just kidding. It's not that bad and a lot of what I say on RM is a lie

feeling paranoid
I wonder what they would think if they knew what you did to me
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Who on RM do you think you would like best working with and who do you think you would be the most productive as part of your team?

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fast food chain
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Dev wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 8:00 pm
The Argonaut wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:41 pm In case any of my coworkers are secretly stalking me and reading this, you are a nosey loser but also I am mostly just kidding. It's not that bad and a lot of what I say on RM is a lie

feeling paranoid
I wonder what they would think if they knew what you did to me
They would hate me even more than they already do. But at least there would be a good reason this time
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:56 pm What’s your hourly pay?
Like 35 dollars I guess if I did the math
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