Red Mosquito

holy shit all my colleagues are mean to me for some reason. What the fuck? Am I the bad guy? Am I the bozo?

I'll just quit. I am now officially debt-free so I can probably just go live in the woods and eat acorn soup I think

Become an influencer

#acornsoup #squirrellife #callmerodentboy #nuts

In case any of my coworkers are secretly stalking me and reading this, you are a nosey loser but also I am mostly just kidding. It's not that bad and a lot of what I say on RM is a lie

feeling paranoid

What’s your hourly pay?

The Argonaut wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:41 pm In case any of my coworkers are secretly stalking me and reading this, you are a nosey loser but also I am mostly just kidding. It's not that bad and a lot of what I say on RM is a lie

feeling paranoid

I wonder what they would think if they knew what you did to me

Who on RM do you think you would like best working with and who do you think you would be the most productive as part of your team?

for context

fast food chain
on the floor of a cereal maker
working for the US Senate

Dev wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 8:00 pm

The Argonaut wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:41 pm In case any of my coworkers are secretly stalking me and reading this, you are a nosey loser but also I am mostly just kidding. It's not that bad and a lot of what I say on RM is a lie

feeling paranoid

I wonder what they would think if they knew what you did to me

They would hate me even more than they already do. But at least there would be a good reason this time

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:56 pm What’s your hourly pay?

Like 35 dollars I guess if I did the math

Good customer service costs extra.

That’s not so bad. Now buy this house for you and Dev https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-W ... 1754_zpid/

My commute from there would be one hour and 18 minutes with no traffic. Ain't gonna work out

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 3:22 pm Yeah crazy huh.

I forgot to say he said not to text him again right before I sent the “We wish you the best reply.” So figured I’d have fun getting a sarcastic response in

You come off like a sociopath in this story.

So?

Yes, good. Now sound out the rest…

spike wrote: Thu May 28, 2026 3:13 am Yes, good. Now sound out the rest…

I’d stuff your dick up your snout if you lived closer