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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 2:45 pm
by 96583UP
fantastic dump this morning

had a lot of salad and lentils yesterday

girthy and long, with good connectivity, easy exit

if every day's dump could be like this, on this planet there would be no war

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 2:49 pm
by Jorge
B wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
There is no answer that I would find comforting.
What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be cool

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 7:54 pm
by bodysnatcher
Been crapping like a donkey today

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 8:22 pm
by Ello Sailor
:lol:

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 8:58 pm
by B
Jorge wrote:
B wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
There is no answer that I would find comforting.
What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be cool
No.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 9:37 pm
by wease
B wrote:
Jorge wrote:
B wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
There is no answer that I would find comforting.
What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be cool
No.
Legacy assmen

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Wed February 08, 2023 11:07 pm
by dad
wease wrote:
B wrote:
Jorge wrote:
B wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
There is no answer that I would find comforting.
What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be cool
No.
Legacy assmen
I imagine them leaving the exam room, and as they close the door behind them they smile and say, "Got his ass."

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 5:17 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.

I’ve been chugging a hot cup of water every morning the last few weeks and I think it’s helping. Need to be more consistent with my fiber intake also.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 5:45 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.

I’ve been chugging a hot cup of water every morning the last few weeks and I think it’s helping. Need to be more consistent with my fiber intake also.
I've been drinking a cup of hot water with lemon for several months now, and I'm a big believer in its help in getting things moving. Sure, I drink hot coffee too, but my morning routine is hot water first, followed by coffee and water, as well as fiber intake (oatmeal).

I've not been going as regularly lately, but I attribute that to not walking as much.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 6:03 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 6:15 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 6:18 pm
by bodysnatcher
Fiber in dad’s diaper

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 6:33 pm
by dad
bodysnatcher wrote:Fiber in dad’s diaper
farts galore.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 6:54 pm
by Coach
I'm still doing really well in the bathroom these days, no problems. :luv:

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 7:20 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.
Teach me.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 7:37 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.
Teach me.
I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.

The only other thing I can think of is water intake.

The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 8:14 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.
Teach me.
I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.

The only other thing I can think of is water intake.

The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.
I’ve slacked a little on veggies and more fibrous fruit. My water intake still seems high. No way I’m under 100 ounces most days, but I could drink more

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 8:18 pm
by Coach
If you think about it / stress less, you will become more regular.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 8:19 pm
by Coach
If you are always stressed about it, you can have problems.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Thu February 09, 2023 8:19 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.
Teach me.
I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.

The only other thing I can think of is water intake.

The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.
I’ve slacked a little on veggies and more fibrous fruit. My water intake still seems high. No way I’m under 100 ounces most days, but I could drink more
You're still running too, right? I mean...who am I asking that? I'm barely getting 10k steps/day.

I wish I knew how to help. Sounds like you're doing all you can, and that's all you can ask of yourself. Have you seen a gastroenterologist about this?