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Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 10:43 pm
by The Argonaut
tragabigzanda wrote:The Argonaut wrote:doug rr wrote:what's her normal routine on a Sunday?
Up at sunrise, jog and shower, 8am Mass, volunteer at the soup kitchen until 3pm, cook dinner and share it with her friends and family, clean up, meal prep for the week, in bed by 9.
I love everything about this girl except church
None of it was true, trag. None of it
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 11:16 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 11:23 pm
by spike
The Argonaut wrote:Jorge wrote:Barefoot shoes?
Wide toe box, zero drop, low stack height, flexible sole. Picture this, but with socks.

I got into those about five years ago and regret it. Feet and back haven’t been the same since.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon June 24, 2024 11:28 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue June 25, 2024 12:14 am
by The Argonaut
That won't happen to me, trag, I promise
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue June 25, 2024 1:19 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Are you going to take pictures of yourselves kissing
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue June 25, 2024 1:20 am
by The Argonaut
I won't do that, Lenny, I promise
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue June 25, 2024 1:24 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Was it tryinmorning that had some hilarious post about not being ready to take pictures of him and his girlfriend kissing?
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 4:14 pm
by The Argonaut
I think I may have fucked the whole thing up. I mentioned that we were basically the same height and she said that sort of thing didn't even occur to her but then she mentioned it like two or three more times over the course of the night. I'm pretty sure it's all she can think about now when she looks at me
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 5:24 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 5:25 pm
by Jorge
The Argonaut wrote:I think I may have fucked the whole thing up. I mentioned that we were basically the same height and she said that sort of thing didn't even occur to her but then she mentioned it like two or three more times over the course of the night. I'm pretty sure it's all she can think about now when she looks at me
Don't be silly
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 7:07 pm
by The Argonaut
tragabigzanda wrote:What celebrity does she most look like
Kind of like Cher. But not like a young Cher. More like you look at the old Cher without ever having seen the young Cher and imagine what the young Cher might have looked like. Kind of like that
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 7:10 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Post her picture. It's not a big deal.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 7:36 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 7:38 pm
by doug rr
cher was 5'9
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 9:04 pm
by BurtReynolds
doug rr wrote:cher was 5'9
is she dead?
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Sun June 30, 2024 11:25 pm
by spike
BurtReynolds wrote:doug rr wrote:cher was 5'9
is she dead?
No but she’s probably shrunk a couple inches. Gravity remains undefeated.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon July 08, 2024 4:16 pm
by BurtReynolds
thoughts?

Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon July 08, 2024 4:26 pm
by The Argonaut
Wait, what is wrong with connecting the laptop to the TV with an HDMI cable?
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Mon July 08, 2024 4:29 pm
by BurtReynolds
I don't understand the green text