Red Mosquito

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 9:51 pm**

Arrest Jorge

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 10:16 pm**

dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:I'm def good for at least a page in here about my plumber experience

they come tomorrow for the install and I will provide any updates!

to get to the main water shutoff switch, they will need to walk past my rage against the machine poster

we'll see if that impacts any behaviors
may affect his gaydar, unless it’s already done borken.
i can help him recalibrate
please be as detailed as possible with your updates.

i can lure him over to the beer fridge first

and then to my speedo collection

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 10:46 pm**

My plumber is this 25 year old chick named Celeste. She's the best plumber I've ever had largely because she is extremely punctual

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 10:48 pm**

what thread is this

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 10:51 pm**

does she impromptu volunteer her political views while in your domicile assessing a toilet replacement

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 10:53 pm**

No, she is very professional and focused. No nonsense or small talk with Celeste.

Posted: **Tue September 16, 2025 11:36 pm**

does she have plumber's crack

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 3:09 am**

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 3:21 am**

the details given don't seem to be adding up.

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 3:34 am**

Stickman just doxxed simple schoolboy. This thread really has it all.

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 10:04 am**

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 11:26 am**

simple schoolboy wrote:If you come out as a gay ex-mormon, do furries send missionaries to your house the same day to initiate you? Do you get a choice of gay sub cultures or do you automatically get enrolled in furry-dom?

guns and gay sub-cultures. anything else you are an expert on?

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 11:54 am**

BurtReynolds wrote:

you and will are kindred spirits

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 12:00 pm**

what if the transcript is fake ?

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 12:30 pm**

spike wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
you and will are kindred spirits

"But how can I ignore the content and make this about Burt, the person I'm obsessed with 24/7?"

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 12:44 pm**

you and will are so intelligent, so perceptive. we can never see what you see.

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 12:48 pm**

Throw around any other insult and people will laugh it off, but call a guy "beige" once, and that mofo will despise you forever. I honestly feel kinda bad about it. I had no idea what it would do to you.

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 12:53 pm**

Burt, I bet we could sit down for a beer and it’d be quite alright. It’s just the online garbage you choose to regurgitate here that’s so tiresome.

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 1:10 pm**

I'm sure it is tiresome to you. My beliefs don't match yours. But you don't have to let my posts make you so obsessed with me. I'm just some random asshole on the internet like everyone else. It's really not that big of a deal.

Posted: **Wed September 17, 2025 1:27 pm**

and here I thought this thread was for plumbing upgrades.

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