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Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:10 pm
by swan
tragabigzanda wrote:Kevin Smith has no eye for action, and his long-winded dialogue collapses under mumbled performances and crummy audio.
Totally agree with you. However, I feel that Dogma is the one where that doesn't happen quite as much. Thanks to Damon, Affleck, Rock, Carlin & Rickman who probably give the best performances in any KS movie. I just re-watched this & thought these 5 performances really held up. Obviously it's an amateurish KS film, but there was some decent writing sprinkled in.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:20 pm
by Jorge
tragabigzanda wrote:swan wrote:Rickman was so great in his few scenes in Dogma
I was debating whether or not to shit on Dogma. Felt wrong, despite the fact that Rickman was indeed great in it.
But now that you've brought it up...I shit on Dogma. Kevin Smith has no eye for action, and his long-winded dialogue collapses under mumbled performances and crummy audio.
That fight scene in the train was so bad. I liked the movie's ambitions though, and it felt like the last time KS really tried to push forward. The cast was great too.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:20 pm
by Norah
theplatypus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:swan wrote:Rickman was so great in his few scenes in Dogma
I was debating whether or not to shit on Dogma. Felt wrong, despite the fact that Rickman was indeed great in it.
But now that you've brought it up...I shit on Dogma. Kevin Smith has no eye for action, and his long-winded dialogue collapses under mumbled performances and crummy audio.
That fight scene in the train was so bad. I liked the movie's ambitions though, and it felt like the last time KS really tried to push forward. The cast was great too.
Yeah the cast was fantastic.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:24 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:24 pm
by Strat
Doug RR is reaching 67

Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:26 pm
by LetMeSleep
Is Hayek ever underwhelming?
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:26 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:26 pm
by Simple Torture
TITS
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:27 pm
by Norah
Every time I hear a Jackson Five song I think of the strip club scene.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:29 pm
by Jorge
tragabigzanda wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:theplatypus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:swan wrote:Rickman was so great in his few scenes in Dogma
I was debating whether or not to shit on Dogma. Felt wrong, despite the fact that Rickman was indeed great in it.
But now that you've brought it up...I shit on Dogma. Kevin Smith has no eye for action, and his long-winded dialogue collapses under mumbled performances and crummy audio.
That fight scene in the train was so bad. I liked the movie's ambitions though, and it felt like the last time KS really tried to push forward. The cast was great too.
Yeah the cast was fantastic.
Agreed, though Hayek and Fiorentino were both underwhelming.
I liked Linda Fiorentino in that movie. Salma Hayek is a good actress but the super strong accent she had in her early Hollywood career + Kevin Smith verbosity = a lot of rewinding and/or turning on subtitles.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:30 pm
by LetMeSleep
theplatypus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:theplatypus wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:swan wrote:Rickman was so great in his few scenes in Dogma
I was debating whether or not to shit on Dogma. Felt wrong, despite the fact that Rickman was indeed great in it.
But now that you've brought it up...I shit on Dogma. Kevin Smith has no eye for action, and his long-winded dialogue collapses under mumbled performances and crummy audio.
That fight scene in the train was so bad. I liked the movie's ambitions though, and it felt like the last time KS really tried to push forward. The cast was great too.
Yeah the cast was fantastic.
Agreed, though Hayek and Fiorentino were both underwhelming.
I liked Linda Fiorentino in that movie. Salma Hayek is a good actress but the super strong accent she had in her early Hollywood career + Kevin Smith verbosity = a lot of rewinding and/or turning on subtitles.
A lot of rewinding, huh?
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:31 pm
by Jorge
And listless masturbation. A lot of listless masturbation.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:44 pm
by Mecca
cutuphalfdead wrote:Every time I hear a Jackson Five song I think of the strip club scene.
Every time I'm at the stage at a strip club I hold out hope that song comes on
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:55 pm
by Jorge
Every time I'm on stage at a strip club I play that song.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 5:57 pm
by LetMeSleep
theplatypus wrote:Every time I'm on stage at a strip club I play that song.

Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 10:38 pm
by Rangi Guy
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 10:56 pm
by Strat
I fucking hate cancer so much
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 10:57 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Strat wrote:I fucking hate cancer so much
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 11:05 pm
by BurtReynolds
I like it.
Re: R.I.P.
Posted: Thu January 14, 2016 11:19 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
BurtReynolds wrote:I like it.
