Red Mosquito

This is a short security cam video of some dipshit robber in Marionville, Montana trying to hold up a liquor store. The only problem is 4-tour Iraq vet Jon Lewis Alexander is working the counter and isn't having it. He pushes the robber's gun down, and, in the blink of an eye, has his own weapon in the dude's mouth. Surprise!

Not funny.

Stickman wrote:Not funny.

That's pretty tame compared to that scary fucking girl in the elevator gag.

Only like 30 secs

http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/ext ... 0_xgbrhxw1

Man, Cyanide & Happiness are a bunch of hacks.

theplatypus wrote:Man, Cyanide & Happiness are a bunch of hacks.

Oh Plat!


youtube keeps deleting this one, but its a hilarious and true vision of the future (and INCREDIBLY NSFW)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e98_1378602734

It's true. I don't know any webcomics that are as consistently unfunny and dumb. It's like the Perry Bible Fellowship, but without the bite, the wit, or the good art. Sorry, I just really fucking hate them.

The kid fucking the giant lady, though.

Stickman wrote:

Can't leave that shit laying 'round yo

Self wrote:

Stickman wrote:

awesome