Red Mosquito

daft twat wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Today’s UFC card is so goddamn weak I’m not even going to bother watching it. This sport is in a real slump. All of the UFC brass needs to go. They’re strangling MMA.

My sons are obsessed with UFC and neither are going to watch tonight. They’re going to 319 in two weeks, though, and they’re buzzing.

Seeing Chimaev’s title shot in person is historic stuff. I can’t wait for that fight.

I'm leaning Chimaev by submission in round 2 or 3, but DDP has that bizarre "just win" round 4-5 ability.

This is genuinely very difficult to call. Who ya got?

If Chimaev loses I'm done with this sport. So it better fucking be Chimaev.

Spoiler: show

I probably won't really be done with this stupid sport

This looks like an 8-year-old trying to fight his dad. Are these 10-8 rounds? Khamzat is beating his ass.

Goddard needs to go. Egregious standups.

Probably instructed by Dana. I know the refs are meant to be independent of the UFC, but the tomato hates "boring" fights, and he hates a champ yelling "Allahu Akbar!" even more.

Carlos Prates just said he smokes 8-10 cigarettes a day. What in the second-coming-of-Sakuraba is this shit? That's insane for an elite athlete. And he says he enjoys fighting 5 rounds. As an ex-smoker I cannot comprehend this.

Ello Sailor wrote:This looks like an 8-year-old trying to fight his dad. Are these 10-8 rounds? Khamzat is beating his ass.

Total strikes: 529 to 45.

My kids are buzzing. They had a great time. Two spinning elbow knockouts followed by a belt change. That title fight isn’t my style to enjoy, but I don’t know how anyone beats him. He’s like an Alien face hugger. You can’t knock that out.

daft twat wrote:He’s like an Alien face hugger. You can’t knock that out.

My favorite part was when DDP said "he wasn't that strong, he just knew what I was about do every time."

Sure, buddy.

Rampage's kid nearly killed a pro wrester

UFC great’s son Raja Jackson pummels pro wrestler unconscious in horrifying in-ring attack

UFC is a complete joke now. It's pathetic.

Fix your gloves. Start deducting points and disqualifying for fight-ending fouls. Pay your fighters.

Fuckin' clown ass bullshit.

Shevchenko is a fucking Street Fighter character. Imagine getting your arse beat by this soviet supersoldier and she's yelling "HYUHHH!!" every time she boots you in the liver. Like God damn.

Hahahaha the White House card sucks. The UFC is so fucking over, what a joke of an organization

Yep. It has been shit for a while now.

Yep. I went from watching every single fight from the beginning of the early prelims on to skipping most cards entirely. That’s what happens when you don’t pay your athletes.

Gina will probably get destroyed, but damn she looking fine.

The co-mains were awesome this evening.