The Home Improvement Thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What's the only thing better than a car full of lawyers? A cliff.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I have no clue what that means.

[wease]

No matter the dispute … the lawyers always win

Keeps paying your bills, right?

[spike]

No matter the dispute … the lawyers always win

yeah, but i think she was trying to make it seem like her lawyer agreed it was a common element. we basically called her bluff, but engaged our lawyer just in case.

[spike]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwNoOg4O ... BiNWFlZA==

[E.H. Ruddock]

Wtf

[spike]

It’s tines like these, tine and tine again

[96583UP]

wow. amazing tip

[spike]

Currently have a crew of guys running around the house cleaning all our windows. It’s a big job as a couple two story ones then a bunch of sliding doors. Long overdue.

[96583UP]

i had that done last year

was great afterward

[spike]

Yeah I’ll be kicking myself I didn’t get it done sooner.

[Bammer]

My yard guys are supposed to come over 2x month during spring/summer and 1x during fall/winter.

I think they came over for a third time in August the other day and I can’t tell what, if anything, they did and now I’m gonna have to question the invoice when it arrives.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Bammer]

i had that done last year

was great afterward

1. Lives in NYC
2. Can afford window cleaning

A picture is starting to emerge

3. Refuses to do voice interview with me

[spike]

i had that done last year

was great afterward

1. Lives in NYC
2. Can afford window cleaning

A picture is starting to emerge

3. Refuses to do voice interview with me

4. Hasn’t posted in the business casual vest thread, so not a Wall Street Bro. Or could that mean he is?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[spike]

Goddammit, they knocked one of the third floor sliding screens off its track and I can’t open it to fix it. Might need these guys to come back out with their ladder to fix.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I don't think numbers lives in NYC, they have a pool!

[spike]

Luckily, my neighbor has one of those folded ladders that extends, so I was able to borrow that and re-track my sliding screen. Quite the innovation!

[96583UP]

i had that done last year

was great afterward

1. Lives in NYC
2. Can afford window cleaning

A picture is starting to emerge

3. Refuses to do voice interview with me

4. Hasn’t posted in the business casual vest thread, so not a Wall Street Bro. Or could that mean he is?

re-check the thread he has affirmatively responded regarding mid-town vest sightings!