The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Didn’t feel all that hungry but ate like a fat king at lunch. Pooped right afterward. It didn’t look that large, but most of it disappeared. Felt cleansing though, and almost no wiping
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After two disappointing drops yesterday, I’m finally having that massive, colon emptying deuce I’ve been hoping for. Already feeling lighter on my feet.
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all power and praise to the poop gods
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I weighed myself before pooping and after this morning. I lost about a pound.

Woof. Exit and out.

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Nothing like a good poop weight loss story.
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Crapping pretty well these days.
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Get it.

After not dookieng yesterday had a large semi ghost poopoo that took a small amount of force. Wiping was very minimal so big win today team
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I feel 100 percent emptied out and never want to eat again.
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just dropped an exploder in the PABT bathroom

now I def have AIDS

squatted and hovered, did not touch a thing

pray for me
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spike wrote:Crapping pretty well these days.
I really jinxed myself. :(
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spike wrote:
spike wrote:Crapping pretty well these days.
I really jinxed myself. :(
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Weak log, but no wiping.
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this is our anthem now
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Just dropped a monster half coiling/half cowpie that required three plunger thrusts. It smelled really badly!
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96583UP wrote:this is our anthem now
If everyone could try and sing their favorite Can't Deny Me verse today while they poo....that would be great.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just dropped a monster half coiling/half cowpie that required three plunger thrusts. It smelled really badly!
fucking burly good for you
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Coach wrote:
96583UP wrote:this is our anthem now
If everyone could try and sing their favorite Can't Deny Me verse today while they poo....that would be great.
i will do this tomorrow
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No poopy today, but I also haven't eaten much. And a light dinner last night as well.
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quality dump this morning

a credit to the big salad i had for lunch yday
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