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Star Wars Episode VII, or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

Alex wrote:Star Wars Episode VII, or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

Winner.

i have some issues with the title. i mean, we see stars in the background of some scenes, but they're not particularly important. why is this movie called star wars?

cos Space Shenanigans was taken already

A poster on io9 by the name Gothamite 88 made a very interesting point, which I'm inclined to agree with.

Quote:
I love this because it actually adheres to the unspoken naming pattern we've seen in all six movies so far:

First Movie: Vaguely Defined Entity - A New Hope/The Phantom Menace/The Force Awakens

Second Movie: Battle or War - The Empire Strikes Back/Attack of the Clones

Third Movie: Reemergence of Foe Thought Vanquished -Return of the Jedi/Revenge of the Sith

i fully expect abrams to write episode vii as if the stars in the star wars galaxy are the brightest stars in the universe and darth vader is important

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Takes a Shit
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Brushes His Teeth

Star Wars Episode XI: The Final Twilight of the Dusk of the Force Concludes: Requiem Descending

So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.

McParadigm wrote:So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.

WHY THE FUCKING JESUS GODZILLA HOLY FUCK ARE YOU RE-READING THIS THREAD ALL THE WAY BACK TO PAGE 60?

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.

WHY THE FUCKING JESUS GODZILLA HOLY FUCK ARE YOU RE-READING THIS THREAD ALL THE WAY BACK TO PAGE 60?

I thought I remembered the following interaction, so I used that mythical power known to some as the Search function:

McParadigm wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.

Star Wars: Production Cancelled

oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism

Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism

Understandable.

McParadigm wrote:

Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism

Understandable.

are you able to have a human connection with your wife, at least?

Alex wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism

Understandable.

are you able to have a human connection with your wife, at least?

Sure?

McParadigm wrote:

Alex wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Alex wrote:oh, i had just chalked it up to your autism

Understandable.

are you able to have a human connection with your wife, at least?

Sure?

i hope that you can one day achieve the ability to feel love

McParadigm wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:So apparently we were doing exactly this same name-game thing on page 60, and are now cycling back out of a lack of fresh inspiration.

So, to summarize, Star Wars.

WHY THE FUCKING JESUS GODZILLA HOLY FUCK ARE YOU RE-READING THIS THREAD ALL THE WAY BACK TO PAGE 60?

I thought I remembered the following interaction, so I used that mythical power known to some as the Search function:

McParadigm wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Whats a good star wars title for you? Let see them.

Star Wars: Production Cancelled

I enjoy a good self back-pat, too. Rarely do I bother posting about it, though.