What are you currently watching on TV?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

[epilogue]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

[epilogue]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

[epilogue]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

[doug rr]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

i told him i'd meet him for a beer but haven't heard anything

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

i told him i'd meet him for a beer but haven't heard anything

i'm sure this very second he's sitting at whatever bar you told him to meet you at

[doug rr]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

i told him i'd meet him for a beer but haven't heard anything

i'm sure this very second he's sitting at whatever bar you told him to meet you at

i said barnacles in hermosa but he hasn't posted yet

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

i told him i'd meet him for a beer but haven't heard anything

i'm sure this very second he's sitting at whatever bar you told him to meet you at

i said barnacles in hermosa but he hasn't posted yet

you watching golf?

[doug rr]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

i told him i'd meet him for a beer but haven't heard anything

i'm sure this very second he's sitting at whatever bar you told him to meet you at

i said barnacles in hermosa but he hasn't posted yet

you watching golf?

yes

[doug rr]

nice putt there

[lennytheweedwhacker]

beautiful

[lennytheweedwhacker]

thought this event would for sure come down to the last hole

[epilogue]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

He'll be back.

[doug rr]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

He'll be back.

nobody ever comes back from southern california

[epilogue]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

He'll be back.

nobody ever comes back from southern california

He needs this place.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

He'll be back.

nobody ever comes back from southern california

He needs this place.

he has over a thousand close friends, each more interesting and exotic than the next...he doesn't need this place at all

[epilogue]

even though it's a rerun i recorded last night's snl and it's on in the background now

i just don't get kristen wiig, i guess

That's okay. She probably doesn't get you either. Forget about her, Len.

she's never even tried to get me, though

You don't know that.

does she lurk on here?

I don't know. Ask Jorge.

he's gone

Where did he go?

california, i think...he said he won't be posting

Oh. Well just ask him when he gets back, Len. Christ.

he might never come back

He'll be back.

nobody ever comes back from southern california

He needs this place.

he has over a thousand close friends, each more interesting and exotic than the next...he doesn't need this place at all

And yet he keeps coming back here time and time again. He's a natural curator, Lenny. He needs to collect our stories. We offer something his exotic friends can provide. And of course, the pleasant side affect is that we get Jorge in our lives.