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Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:11 pm
by B
So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:28 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Aww that was nice of him.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:32 pm
by wease
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Was he driving a KTM Duke and having fun?

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:34 pm
by The Argonaut
Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:44 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
wat

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:54 pm
by The Argonaut
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
wat
To punish the mailman, I meant.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:57 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:Time to order some fifty pound weights and then return them the next day.
wat
To punish the mailman, I meant.
I see.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 7:59 pm
by B
I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 8:06 pm
by dad
B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
federal employees are practically fireproof.

you're going to have to kill him if you want any sort of consequences.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 8:06 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
Maybe it was a punk kid who is trying to pin the blame on the mailman. Was it signed "The Mailman"?

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 8:20 pm
by doug rr
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 8:54 pm
by wease
doug rr wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?
I bet he rang twice.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 8:59 pm
by dad
wease wrote:
doug rr wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
was your wife home and possibly he drove away in a hurry without his pants?
I bet he rang twice.
they always do.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Fri October 21, 2022 9:48 pm
by B
dad wrote:
B wrote:I suppose he'll be punished enough. I opened a ticket with the post office to see if I can get this paid for.

My HOA probably wants a very specific iron scroll under the box.
federal employees are practically fireproof.

you're going to have to kill him if you want any sort of consequences.
I don't care if he gets in trouble. If I was a mailman, I'd probably hit a mailbox every day.

I just want $50 for my repairs.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 1:30 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
wease wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Was he driving a KTM Duke and having fun?
Now I hate that guy even more.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:38 am
by bodysnatcher
pepperwhiteMFC wrote:On my way back from lunch today, a fella zoomed by me on a KTM Duke and all I could think of was “fuck that guy for having fun today.”
That’s the type of dude who sees an empty calendar and doesn’t schedule a phone call!

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 5:14 am
by Higgs
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Plot twist - the mail man is a long time RMer who sought revenge on B for the great GD fuck up of 2022.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 5:24 am
by Bammer
Higgs wrote:
B wrote:So, I came home from lunch and the mailman appears to have driven his truck into my mailbox and snapped it off the post. He left a note and feels very bad.
Plot twist - the mail man is a long time RMer who sought revenge on B for the great GD fuck up of 2022.
I don’t think it was as much about the GD fuckup as it was about his overall personality

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:31 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I'm playing poker online and guy unprompted just starts talking about his Navy career. Nobody has responded, yet he keeps going.

Re: Talk about your day thread

Posted: Sat October 22, 2022 3:35 pm
by tree_
He doesn’t care what anybody thinks and he shouldn’t